Thursday, April 12, 2007

Super-Vixens: Heater Delight

YOWSERS! What can I say about gorgeous intergalactic alien prostitute Heater Delight that you can't discern just by glancing at the illustrations? She's an effin' BABE!

I had a friend who was a major Warlock fan, collecting the series from its inception in Marvel Premeire, through POWER OF WARLOCK 1-8, Warlock's STRANGE TALES continuation, the incredible WARLOCK 9-15, the Marvel Two In One Annual and the epic conclusion in AVENGERS ANNUAL #7.

Now, I had the opportunity to read all of my friend's Warlock comics, and there were a lot of important issues I noted to pick up, however, the first issue I bought on my own was WARLOCK #12, the side- story featuring Warlock's sidekick friend Pip The Troll, and introducing sultry Heater as the "Damsel In Distress"! Yes, I just NEEDED this issue! I mean, even besides gorgeous Heater, the story was damn funny to boot!

Poor Heater is slave girl who promises Pip the Troll "Unbelievable Pleasure" if he frees her. After much abuse and lumps, Pip manages to get the girl free just in time for said girl's boyfriend to show up and claim her! He could have freed her himself, but Heater didn't want him to get hurt! And what about the reward? Why, Heater was talking about giving him her pleasure cruiser, or course!

I love Pip's line: "Soon as I figure the most painful way to do it, I'm gonna locate and kill them two!"

A Masterpiece by Jim Starlin and Steve Leialoha!