Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Favorite Halloween Stories: The Blue-Nosed Witch

The Blue-Nosed Witch by Margaret Embry
Illustrated by Carl Rose

 Well, here's the story of a little witch named Blanche who is constantly getting into trouble because of her youth and carefree attitude (re: always arriving late for the meetings). She belongs to an order of responsible, adult witches, and is only a member because of her ability to turn her blue nose on and off!

The Tale begins on the eve of Halloween Night, where the witches have big plans to perform a flight formation later that night. Afraid of being late, Blanche sets her alarm clock extra-early, and, ends up flying out much, much too early for the coven meeting. She meets up with children her own age who teach the young witch how to have fun trick-or-treating on Halloween Night!

I first read Margaret Embry's story of Blanche The Blue Nosed Witch in a "Collier's Junior Classics" Collection entitled "Harvest Of Holidays".  I was completely taken in by the imaginative story and the characters you immediately fall in love with. It also has a timeless quality to it that all great stories seem to have: a "Once-upon-a-Time" feeling.

One day browsing the neighborhood Library I came across a bound library copy of The Blue Nosed Witch. As a child it never crossed my mind that the story might have been excerpted from an actual book! Quickly leafing through the pages I discovered to my surprise and excitement that the version I had read in the Collier's Junior Classic series was only an abridged excerpt of a longer, more detail story! Quickly leafing through the pages, I found a complete story chock-full of beautiful illustrations by Carl Rose on almost every page. Oh, the Joy!

  Whereas the Collier's version had Blanche getting up to early for the Witches' Meeting and meeting up with kids who take her to one house for treats, in the actual book, Blanche and the kids go on to many more houses and have a few adventures on the way as well! Then when the kids decide it's getting late and go home, Blanche roams around by herself (and her cat Brockett) before realizing that because of all her adventures, she's going to end up being late for the Coven meeting, after all!!
This wonderful story has become a tradition for me and must be taken out every Halloween. I believe this book belongs in company of Charles Shulz' classic cartoon "It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown" and Robert Bright's "Georgie's Halloween" as essential Halloween Treats!

Saturday, October 20, 2007

Super-Vixens: Death

Well, here she is, The Lord of All-Night’s Dreaming’s big sister Teleute, better known to the world at large as DEATH, the Vertigo re-imagining of the Grim Reaper…and just in time for Halloween, too!
The girl so cute and spunky, any guy would just drop everything to hook up with her, and yet, watch out for that first step…it’s a doozy! Yes, granted, Death isn’t the kind of girl that you should be hanging around with if you value breathing, but anyone who’s read any of her Sandman stories knows: the gal just exudes beauty and charm…no wonder Thanos fell head over heels with her…Oh,wait a minute…that’s in the MARVEL UNIVERSE, isn’t it?! Death doesn’t belong there! (And yet, in an old issue of the Incredible Hulk, Peter David DID manage to sneak Death in at the end of the Wedding of Rick and Marlo! Yes, Marlo had a “brush” with Death. Har har har)

First Appearance: Sandman #8 by Neil Gaiman and Mike Dringenberg

Favorite Artists:
Mike Dringenberg (Sandman #8, #21)
Chris Bachalo, (Death Mini –Series)
Miguelanxo Prado (Endless Nights)

Monday, October 15, 2007

Favorite Albums: The Carpenters / Passage


“You could start by saying that this new Carpenters album is the most daring, innovative, surprising, serendipitous and satisfying one they've yet made.

Another listen to their previous albums - beginning with the last two, the superb A Kind Of Hush and the sublime Horizon, then continuing all the way back to their debut LP, Ticket To Ride - will reinforce the conclusion that Karen and Richard's records have of course always had the qualities listed above, combined with impeccable taste and a quality of production that made their work a standard against which to measure that of their contemporaries. Taken as a whole, the Carpenters' recorded output makes up an oeuvre in which all pieces fit, in which daring adventurousness and taste have equal place.
Be that as it may ...

This is STILL the most daring, innovative, surprising, serendipitous and satisfying Carpenters album yet."

-Original Liner Notes for “Passage”.


The first Carpenters album I ever bought with my own money was The Singles 1969-1973. I remember making my friends listen to it every day after school! But it wasn’t until a bit later that my interest in them turned into a full-blown obsession!

It was only after years of collecting all things Carpenters that I realized two things : One: Passage was one of my favorite albums by The Carpenters, and Two: It didn’t really seem to be anyone ELSE’S favorite!

Strictly speaking, my two favorite albums by The Carpenters are “a Song For You”, and “Passage”… While “Song” is rightly hailed as the great album it is (even getting the Mobile Fidelity “Gold Disc” treatment), Passage seems to remain largely unknown to the general public.

 In fact, I remember one day talking to a fellow employee at Tower Records about Passage, and when he didn’t know what album I was talking about, we went to look for it, only to find out that PASSAGE had been discontinued! :(

At some point the CD was re-released and remastered along with most of their other albums, but even THAT version is currently unavailable, and that is a real shame -
To me, PASSAGE is the dividing album that marked the end of the 70’s “Pop Icon” Carpenters and the beginning of the “Adult Contemporary” Carpenters that appeared next on the “Made In America” LP. There is no other album like PASSAGE in their catalog, and it remains one of my favorite albums to this day!

1. B'wana She No Home

From the opening tune, you knew you were in for “something completely different” ! This rocking South African flavored song was unlike ANYTHING the Carpenters had done before…low, growly voices from Karen and a jazzy sax & flute accompaniment by Tom Scott!
Lots of Carpenters fans have expressed a dislike of this song, but I liked it tremendously from the first time I heard it, and have only grown to love it more!

2. All You Get From Love Is A Love Song

When I was growing up, my mother was a HUGE fan of the Carpenters and most of the early songs I learned listening to her singles, but this was the first single I liked by them on my own. Whenever the song played on our tinny old AM car radio, I remember always quietly sitting there listening intently to the tune, the chorus was so catchy!
“It’s such a dirty old shame when all you get from love is a love song…”

3. I Just Fall In Love Again

One of only two songs on this album that sound like ‘traditional” Carpenters fare!
Also done by Anne “Snowbird” Murray in ‘79.

4. On The Balcony Of The Casa Rosada / Don't Cry For Me Argentina

When I first heard this song, I expected to be bored out of my skull listening to it - but surprisingly, I really took to it, and would always find myself singing along to the song.

I didn’t realize how much I liked the Carpenters version of this song until Madonna went through her “Evita” phase and I had to listen to HER version all the time in the record store! Only then did I realize how honest and pure Karen’s take had been!

5. Sweet, Sweet Smile   

Carpenters enter the Country charts with this catchy Juice ”Queen Of Hearts” Newton song! Another song I love to blast and sing along to!

6. Two Sides

The only other song on “Passage” that sounds like “Traditional” Carpenters fare…in fact, this song sounds like it would fit right in with the playlist of the HORIZON album.

7. Man Smart, Woman Smarter

Zany Harry Belafonte song made even zanier by Richard’s arrangement.
I always get the vision of a band of monkeys and birds playing the music in this song.
Beginning with them playing their jungle whistles and flutes, and ending with the animals forming a noisy parade as the song fades out segueing into…

8. Calling Occupants Of Interplanetary Craft
(The Recognized Anthem Of World-Contact Day)


  While this is surely the wackiest song The Carpenters ever recorded, at the same time, I feel this is one of the best produced and arranged tracks they’ve ever put to disc!

   Originally written and recorded by the group KLAATU only a few months earlier, Richard took the song and gave it the Carpenters treatment, and what resulted was what I consider their finest album-closer of them all!

Calling Occupants.
    Listening to it now, it is hard to believe this song ever made it to the radio! And yet, it DID, even making Top 40 on the US charts! Even as a kid, the song was funny, and yet, it never failed to captivate me whenever it was on.
  I know that it is hard to believe NOW, but I remember that back in the 70’s (what with 2001, Star Trek and Star Wars) there really was this feeling like Earth was on the verge of making contact with extraterrestrial beings, and I’ve always loved that the song proclaimed itself “The Recognized Anthem Of World-Contact Day”!

My obsession with the song.

   When I finally got my hands on a copy of PASSAGE, I hadn’t heard “Occupants” in years, but listening to it again, I was blown away by how WELL the song was done. This was no jokey-silly song, SERIOUS production went into crafting this tune, and the more I listened to it, the more I picked things out that really made the song special to me…. I cannot put enough emphasis on how WELL this song has been arranged! EVERY single verse has some kind of embellishment that adds to the song’s overall impact…at least to MY obsessive perception!
     The production is so melodramatic and overblown, I think people might have perceived it as a bit contemptuous if it wasn’t for the fact that they introduced the song with Carpenters lead guitarist Tony Peluso as a wackily befuddled Radio DJ conferring with the “listeners” before launching into the majesty that IS “Calling Occupants Of Interplanetary Craft”!
  
[The song starts out with Karen’s lone voice gently singing with Richard’s keyboards softly backing her up. She sounds like she is in the middle of a field or on the top of a mountain (and in fact, the original KLAATU version has the sound of someone walking through grass before the song starts) staring into the sky, letting us in on a little secret:]

In your mind, you have capacities, you know,
To telepath messages through the vast unknown.

Please close your eyes and concentrate with every thought you think…
Upon the recitation we’re about to SING….

[at this point , the piano chord strikes down, to give attention to the message:]

Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft…
Calling Occupants of Interplanetary most extraordinary craft!

[The effect here is great…you can feel Karen’s voice projecting into the huge empty vastness of the sky…then the song kicks in!]

Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft
Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft
Calling Occupants of Interplanetary most extraordinary Craft

[Then Karen in a dreamy wistful voice sings out:]

You’ve been observing our earth,
And we’d like to make a contact with you…

[then they say the simplest message they can give:]

“We Are Your Friends.”

Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft
Calling Occupants of Interplanetary ultra-emmisaries!

[here with distorted voice, Richard acts out an alien voice responding back:]

“We’ve been observing your earth…and one night, we’ll make a contact with you.”

“We are your Friends”

Calling Occupants of Interplanetary quite extraordinary craft!

[Then the bridge, and the music turns fanciful as Karen and Richard start playfully adding more and more requests to the message!]

And please come in peace, we beseech you!
Only a landing will teach them
Our earth may never survive - so do come, we beg you!
Please, interstellar policeman!
Won’t you give us a sign (give us a sign) that we’ve reached you?
Oh!

{then the music has this inquisitive sound to it, as if the message is going out into the vast space, around planets and beyond, before the piano pounds back in  and leads us to a huge crescendo, until the music cuts back…and suddenly, we’re back on that mountain top, alone with Karen again.]

With your mind, you have ability to form
and transmit thought energy far beyond the norm

[here, a fanfare type of music starts playing in the background, as she reiterates:]

You close your eyes, you concentrate, together, that’s the way!

To send the message:

“WE DECLARE WORLD-CONTACT DAY”

[then the music comes in full, with Tony Peluso’s awesome guitar zooming in to strengthen the passage…]

[then Karen refraining the call, with Richard simulating the sounds of outer space with its tinkling stars and whirling satellites…]

Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft
Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft
Calling Occupants of Interplanetary most-extraordinary craft!

[I love this part…first Richard’s lone voice singing:]

 Aa-a-ah-ah…

[then Karen comes in:]

 AA A AH AH!

[This seems to be demonstrating how one lone voice can become powerful and strong when we all take the time to concentrate the message together!]

Ahhhh Ah Ah Ahhhhhh….

Calling Occupants
Calling Occupants
Calling Occupants of Interplanetary anti-adversary craft!

[Then the patriotic music swells up, as if to say we ALL stand together to represent Planet Earth!]

[Then they fade out with the symphony blaring and the choir singing out,
as Karen leaves us again with the single most important message we can send:]

“We are Your Friends”

Friday, October 5, 2007

Super-Vixens: Madame Masque

They say clothes make the person, and if it truly does, that would go a long way in explaining why I thought one-time Tony Stark fiance Whitney Frost was so darn sexy! I mean, as Madame Masque, she kept her identity under a golden mask (to cover up a scarred face) all the time, so you would think there wasn’t much to go on, attractive-wise, but as for the rest of her body, man, could that woman accessorize! Whitney always wore the sexiest and most fashionable outfits, which always made her look cute and fun despite her metallic features, and there was even this memorable scene (for me) where they showed her getting up in the middle of the night wearing a sexy negligee! That golden mask never looked better!
   Unfortunately for Tony and Whitney, it all came to a head in the awesome IRON MAN issues #115-116 where Whitney betrays Tony to save her dying father, the villainous Count Nefaria. It really bummed me out to see her leave the strip, because I think that John Romita Jr.’s pencils in these two issues have her looking the best she’s ever looked in any of her appearances!

I was so intrigued by the mystery of Whitney’s hidden face that for years I tried in vain to dig up her “origin”, but back in the days before the internet, it really was hard to find information about comics, and the more obscure they were, the more impossible! Your only real chance to find backgrounds on older strips were the Marvel Origin Books like "Origins", "Son Of Origins" "The Super Hero Women" and "Bring On The Bad Guys" But these series were pretty selective and only covered (more or less) the basics. So if you didn’t know someone who already knew her origin or had the key issues, you were outta luck. And back then, there wasn’t a whole lotta people interested in Madame Masque.

  Turns out there’s kind of this long and convoluted history to Madame Masque. Although her “first appearance” was in Iron Man #17 as an associate of Midas, she first FIRST appeared (in the “flesh”, i.e.: no golden mask) as Whitney Frost in Tales of Suspense, then was revealed as the Big M, the daughter of Avengers and X-Men baddie Count Nefaria. Then she finally appeared in the Midas back story as Madame Masque before turning up (in disguise) as secretary Krissy Longfellow, and FINALLY revealing herself as the Madame Masque we know and love...
 This was all overwhelming to me, as the first time I laid eyes on her, all she was to me was a gun-totin’ hottie with a killer bod who just happened to have a golden mask for a face. And since those issues had both Tony Stark AND Jasper Sitwell fighting over her, it seemed a lot of people agreed! This, in my opinion, is THE definitive version of Whitney, from her first reappearance in Iron Man #103 to her tearful departure in at the end of Iron Man #116.
When she eventually returned in IRON MAN #139, I have to admit I was pretty disappointed with her depiction; she’d clearly been delegated to a second story villainess, and emotionally she’d gone to that crazy place all Tony’s ex-fiances tend to go (see: Marianne Rodgers), and all her subsequent stories just haven’t “done it” for me, either. Sigh.
Oh, and I grew up pronouncing Whitney's name as Madame mas- KAYE (you know, like risque...)
Took me a while before I realized it was more or less just a variation of the word "Mask"... D'oh!

Madame Masque
First Appearance : Iron Man #17
by Archie Goodwin and George Tuska

Favorite Artists:
George Tuska
John Romita Jr.