Sunday, June 29, 2008

More Fave Kid Books: Encyclopedia Brown

Another Children's Series I remember really, really liking was Donald J. Sobol’s juvenile mystery sleuth ENCYCLOPEDIA BROWNbooks. The first book I read in the set was ENCYCLOPEDIA BROWN AND THE CASE OF THE SECRET PITCH, (a book I found buried within three filled spindles of paperbacks at the back of the school library as part of the honorback system) and at the time I wasn’t really aware that it was part of an ongoing series. But I liked that one book so much that I went down to the local library to see if there were any more, and was excited to find that there were about ten books in that set, and even now, I can’t  find the words to describe how COOL all those books looked together on the shelf! In any case, I immediately made it my mission to borrow each one, two at a time…til I’d read ‘em all!

One of the things that made Encyclopedia Brown stories so much fun was the way you were given all the clues to each case (read: chapter) and was given a moment to try and “figure it out for yourself”. Though some solutions were based on knowledge no average 3rd grader would know, (Ambergris floats? Who Knew?!) most of them were based on plain common sense, and these were the ones you could either solve yourself or at least go “Oh, yeah!! I shoulda known that!” (Like that story where the guy claimed to have hit his leg on the table, where there was a delicately stacked house of cards…!)

Besides Donald J. Sobol’s smart and fun storytelling, one of the BEST things about the book was the fantastic artwork by Leonard Shortall. Shortall illustrated in a very 1950’s suburban family style, perfectly suited for depicting Idaville, the “average American Town”. In the early books he drew with thick brush strokes, but as the series went on, Shortall’s work took on a very thin, spindly style (somewhat akin to  Roald Dahl’s drawings in his Charlie and the Chocolate Factory books.) and these were my favorite illustrations of them all!

And while we’re on the subject of Shortall’s artwork, a kind of a funny thing, but back when I was obsessively and voraciously reading and re-reading the Encyclopedia Brown books, I developed this strong attraction for Sally Kimball, Encyclopedia Brown’s tomboyish second in command!! Something about how Shortall was depicting Ms. Kimball invoked images of the my ideal American sweetheart a la Lisa Whelchel or Maureen McCormick in my mind, but unlike Marcia Brady, all I got from my friends when I made this confession was strange looks!!

I once mentioned to Car about my childhood attraction to Sally Kimball, and she looked at me like I’d gone off the deep end! “But she was only a drawing in a BOOK!” she exclaimed, and…well, I really didn’t have anything to back me up! To me it didn’t seem so weird, but then again, I’m the guy who regularly posts about crushes he’s had on comic and cartoon characters, so my opinion’s probably not that great!

For me, the “Golden Age” of Encyclopedia Brown was the books I grew up with, that is, from Book 1 (Encyclopedia Brown: Boy Detective) through to Book 12 (The Case Of The Dead Eagles), and It had always been my wish to someday get all those books so I could reproduce that wonderful sight of the complete set with matching spines that I’d seen back during those early library visits!! Alas, the paperback versions for sale at the bookstore had entirely different covers (and some not even illustrated by Shortall!) so it seemed an impossible task.


As I got older, I’d occasionally see stray copies of Encyclopedia Brown books at rummage sales and book fairs, and on those rare occasions one of the editions from the library turned up, I grabbed it up, and with the arrival of EBAY (great at finding ex-library copies of books you remember reading as a kid, I tell you), I was finally able to complete my 12 book series with the covers I remembered from the library- the same covers I've uploaded here...! I even came across some of the paperback editions that I remember seeing growing up, which I ALSO bought! Can’t have too much nostalgia!

On the Subject of the Original Titles:

As I’ve mentioned before, I got into Encyclopedia Brown when it was on its tenth or eleventh book, and one thing that I really liked were the ambiguous titles that presented Encyclopedia Brown as the neighborhood “Ally of Justice”, with names like “Encyclopedia Brown Shows the Way”, “Encyclopedia Brown Saves the Day”, or “Encyclopedia Brown “Gets His Man”. The only one that was unlike the others was the second book entitled, “Encyclopedia Brown and the Case Of The Secret Pitch” which, for some reason, was named after a random case in the book.

It always bothered me, as it was SO unlike the other titles. Then I was to find that “Secret Pitch” was initially entitled “Encyclopedia Brown Strikes Again”, an appropriate title for his second outing, and very much keeping theme of the other 11 titles. Why was it changed? I guess the term “Strikes Again” sounded a little sinister, and not at all like the “Encyclopedia Brown: Ally of Justice” themes the other titles have.

Ah, but it all became a moot point when book 12 in the series came out, as that one was named after a case, too: The Case of the Dead Eagles. Then all the books after it followed suit, i.e.: The Case of the Midnight Visitor, etc… Why I’ve even noticed that they’ve gone back and changed some of the OTHER original titles into “case” titles; books like Encyclopedia Brown Lends a Hand have been retitled “The Case of the Exploding Plumbing”, proving nothing is sacred as far as childhood nostalgia!

Not that this has anything really to do with Encyclopedia Brown, but the same thing happened to Gary Larson’s FAR SIDE collections. The original books all had titles like “It Came From The Far Side” “Bride of the Far Side” and Beyond The Far Side”, etc, etc. Then one day, the seventh or eight book came out, and it was called “Night of the Crash Test Dummies” or something like that. I was like “WHAA!!”Ahahahaha!

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Super-Vixens: Hela

Hela…WOW! What can you say about Hela that will do her justice?

 Borne out of Thor's Asgard mythology, Hela’s the mac-daddy of goddesses- the otherworldly embodiment of DEATH!

  I wasn’t a keen reader of Thor, and for most of my life, Thor was the one major Marvel comics that I hadn’t gotten into. For one, the stories were, for a kid, REALLY grown-up, and it was hard to follow along, and TWO, Nobody I KNEW was into it, so there was no one to “turn me onto” Thor. But I knew the characters well enough, and the spectre of Hela was always known to me, along with the other major players of the comic such as Loki, Odin, Balder, Sif and Ulik.

The first Thor story I read was printed in a Marvel book called “THE SUPERHERO WOMEN”, read while sitting on the floor of our local Waldenbooks. It was a paperback collection featuring Marvel Comics' roster of Super Heroines such as the Invisible Girl, Black Widow and Medusa, among others.

In it, they had reprinted what was one of Thor’s most well-known and heralded HELA stories, culled from issues featured in THOR #186-190, called “The Icy Grip of Death”, where Hela comes to earth to hunt down Thor and take his life.

When Stan Lee came up with this story where Hela was going to don a “human” physique and appearance a la Donald Blake, It was up to Big John Buscema to come up with how she would look, and WHOA, did he deliver!

  Hela’s mortal form, in my opinion, is SPOT-ON PERFECT! Looking at her, my first thought was, Oh my God, YES! Adopting a sultry Greta- Garbo-ish outlook ijust has to be the PERFECT container for her, for if anyone has to imagine what Hela’s voice would sound like, Garbo’s husky swedish voice ABSOLUTELY fits the bill! I was BLOWN AWAY!
Besides that, even Garbo’s PERSONALITY was akin to Hela, with her “I Vant To Be Alone” mythos…imagine the swedish Sphinx uttering Hela’s lines “Why speakest thou to me of...Love?"

It would be many, many years later til I collected the actual issues in that impressive THOR run, but even back then I knew what I had read was a classic story that would continue to shine as one of the great cornerstone THOR tales for years to come!

Hela
First appearance: Journey into Mystery #102 (March, 1964)
Created by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby

Friday, June 6, 2008

Favorite Albums: Blondie / Plastic Letters

I’ve been a huge fan of Debbie Harry and BLONDIE ever since hearing their cool “Heart Of Glass” for the first time, and while I absolutely love ALL their albums, probably the one that I have the most sentimental attachment to is their 1978 release PLASTIC LETTERS.


Now, I’ll admit that a large part of how much I listened to that album had a LOT to do with how much I loved looking at that fantastic album cover. In fact, I had quite an obsession with it that started way back when I pickd up their single Call Me. On the back of that single’s picture sleeve, they had little pictures of Blondie’s catalog LPs and I remember squinting at the little B&W thumbnail of the album titled “Plastic Letters” and even as a lad of 13, remember thinking how frickin’ sexy Debbie looked sitting on that Police car, duked out in that tight, short leather dress and seductively holding her lush hair up to her face!

Back then I was merely a singles buyer, and it wasn’t until 1981’s  awesome Greatest Hits package came out that I realized that BLONDIE was this AWESOME group that DEMANDED I check out every one of their previous releases and that meant purchasing all their ALBUMS!

When I began to pick up all of Blondie’s albums, naturally one of the first ones I got was Plastic Letters, and Oh my GOSH, if I thought Debbie looked fine in that black and white thumbnail, imagine the impact it had on me holding a 12 inch album cover of the picture, and all in vibrant COLOR! The sexy dress Debbie was wearing now had the added allure of being this HOT PINK number and the famous Debbie Harry locks now drenched in the blonde color of her namesake! HOLY TOLEDO!
Turning the LP over, I was hit with yet ANOTHER incredible pic of Debbie, this time showing off the gorgeous two-toned hair she was sporting at the time, dressed in a sexy black dress and flashing that demure smile…gads, it drove me crazy, I had SUCH a MEAN crush on her! To this day, this time period is my favorite as far as Debbie’s “looks” are concerned, and the Plastic Letters cover and back are STILL my favorite pictures of her, EVER!
So , yeah, I must admit that the cover had a LOT to do with how much I listened to that album, but even so, I still think this album stands out from the others: Whereas the first album had a real “50’s” retro sound to it, and albums Parallel Lines and Eat To The Beat were kind of like “mainstream” albums featuring hit songs you heard on the radio all the time, Plastic Letters is the only album that seems like a “Post-Punk/New Wave”  record with a real “underground” sound to it.

Songs like "Fan Mail” are synthesizery poppy tunes that clearly sound like the forerunner of what groups like Missing Persons and Berlin would sound like a few years later, and yet, songs like “Cautious Lip” have all the tension and angst of a punk group (and you can’t beat that animalistic SCREAM at the end!)…and then there are the FUN songs! Tunes like “Kidnapper”, “Love At the Pier”, “I’m On E”, and “I Didn’t have the Nerve to Say No” are soooo fun and catchy, and it was a thrill to see (years later) a 1978 concert with Debbie singing there and struttin’ her stuff and sassily dancing around on stage!

For fans of the first album there are a couple of those “fifties” sounding songs here, too: “I’m Always Touched By Your Presence Dear” and “Denis” have the light-hearted touch a la Dusty Springfield, and the album is rounded out by a few VERY moody and picturesque numbers in “No Imagination”, and “Youth Nabbed As Sniper”, and the spookily X-Files sounding “Bermuda Triangle Blues”!

Blondie are still one of my favorite groups, and I still pick up everything they’ve done, including CDs and DVDs as well as their reunion efforts like No Exit and The Curse Of Blondie, and still look forward to whatever new projects they may have coming up!

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Super-Vixens: Thorn

The year was 1978, and I was cruising at the local Mom n Pops sundries store reading comics, when I came upon the latest issue of SUPERMAN. Although my friend Jas was a collector of the man from Krypton (a result of worshipping the Chris Reeve movie, natch), the Superman comics really didn’t seem that interesting to me...

  That was until I spied  the latest issue on the stands that day! The issue was Superman #336, and on the cover, Supes was struggling against one of the sexiest vigilantes I’d ever seen- she was like Jaclyn Smith and Kate Jackson rolled into one (an assessment I probably made at the time due to my infatuation with Charlie's Angels), badass and scantily clad, to boot!

Suddenly, I decided that I really wanted to start buying Superman!

 Despite my change of heart towards Superman, my pockets only came up with about two nickels, a far cry from the 42¢ it would have taken for me to walk out of there with the comic! I wandered around the empty lots where I’d usually find a deposit bottle of two to return and make some change, but that day I came up dry! I was halfway ready to give up, when I dropped by my neighbor’s house. The fellow who lived a few doors down always had spare change in a big ashtray on his coffee table, and I begged him to spare me  a few coins to bring my finances up to scratch! After much hemming and hawing (his right) about why I needed this comic so badly, a reason I tried to dodge by saying “I Like Superman!”, he relented, and gave me the 32¢ I needed!

 I ran back down to the liquor store, and rather sheepishly paid for the comic, feeling quite sure that the gent ringing me up knew that it was only ‘cause of this sexy heroine on the cover that I was buying it! In any case, I got it, and read the story, learning all about this new heroine/villain called the Thorn, and her sweeter alter ego, Rose. New? Well, that’s what I THOUGHT! It wasn’t until years and years later that I’d discover Rose and the Thorn had been around for quite some time, appearing in the pages of LOIS LANE as the back story for many issues!  And going online, I’ve found that Rose and Thorn’s legacy is continuing on to this very day!

Although I’ve managed to check out a few of the earlier (and later) issues,and they’re sometimes written or drawn better, nothing will affect me quite like that first issue I read, written by and drawn by Dick Giordano, as THE version of Thorn that I’ve loved all these years.

Rose and Thorn
First appearance: Superman's Girl Friend, Lois Lane #105 (Oct. 1970)
Created by: Bob Kanigher and Ross Andru