Sunday, February 22, 2009

Super-Vixens: Willow


Me and my friends were regular readers of EPIC Magazine as well as its awesome storyline METAMORPHOSIS ODYSSEY, written and painted by Jim Starlin, (who we’d already loved for his work on WARLOCK), and so I was justifiably excited when  a classmate pulled out a new comic he’d picked up just the other day- a comic by Jim Starlin called DREADSTAR!

 There was Oedi, the cat/man friend of Vanth’s who was the lone survivor of his race, the wild and woolly (and not just a little bit Hank McCoy-ish) Skeevo, and last but not least, the pretty telepath, Willow.

 Willow actually had appeared in the Metamorphosis Odyssey strip, although she looked quite a bit different then- She wasn’t a redhead, and her brown hair looked styled more like Bonnie Franklin in One Day at a Time! But she changed, as many people do (or, rather, was re-vamped for the series), and I for one, was all for it!

 Willow seemed to be the character that was the most “human” of the bunch- unlike the warrior-type mentality of the other members, she had a lot of emotional issues to deal with, and this made her the most accesible person the reader could relate to.

 Willow was put through so many overwhelming trials, from dealing with blindness to the loss of her mother, and though it is quite commonplace now, I believe Dreadstar was one of the first comics to deal with the pain of sexual abuse, bothy physically and mentally.

Every time she overcame an obstacle, she grew stronger, and we actually see her getting wiser as the series progresses!

 PS: I’ve always been a fan of Jim Starlin’s art, and always loved his depictions of the female of the species, (see entry for Heater Delight for more on THAT) But it wa in a issue with guest penciller Jim Sherman in issue #24 that I found myself really liking how Willow looked- a lot less stern and a bit more girly, if that’s a good thing…some may disagree!  Ahahahaha!

Willow

Dreadstar
by Jim Starlin

Super-Vixens: Zephyr Quinn

The Image Series CASANOVA was another one of those graphic novels that my buddy Gerg turned me onto- The eclectic Strip by Matt Fraction and Gabriel Ba featured espionage and adventure drenched in that quasi-mod style of the late sixites a la Jim Steranko, and introduced me to another gorgeous babe in the shape of Zephyr Quinn!

 Zephyr “Zeph” Quinn is a hard character to pin down…on one hand she’s the smart and level headed twin sister of Casanova, the hero of the strip…and on the other hand, she’s a double agent, working secretly against her family’s organization.

 Then there’s her unbelievable sexiness- running the gamut from sultry , scantily clad and leathered up like a dominatrix, she’s a hive of super-babeness…and yet most of her time is strangely spent seducing Casanova himself!

 Ah well, Zephyr’s undeniable great looks kept me glued to the series, a truly worthwhile investment of my time, as she just got sexier and SEXIER with each appearance. Drawn in that arty/fractured Kevin O’Neill (Marshal Law) angular style, Zephyr looks like Gabriel Ba’s version of an abstract Jennifer Connelly, and I don’t have to tell you, that’s a PLUS…

 In fact, since the series ended with everyone all hunky-dory*, I don’t think it would be too hard for them to come up with a self-supporting mini series starring  Zeph, I, for one, would find it HELLA interesting!

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Ca-Ca-Can't You See? It's Vicious Pink!


  I  recently picked up this nifty little contraption that can rip vinyl albums into MP3 files, a must if you're gonna be listening to music in you car, walking around, etc... and immediately set about deciding where to start converting all those glorious albums in my collection that never made it to CD for one reason or another.

   Rummaging around through my old 12" dance singles, I came upon my collection of Vicious Pink records. Vicious Pink! Why, I hadn't thought of them in YEARS, and yet, once upon a time they were sandwiched right up there with Stephen "Tin Tin" Duffy and Book of Love for most played records of the day!

  After listening to the MP3 tracks, I was reminded of how awesome Vicious Pink were... the first song I ever got from them was "Fetish" (complete with a cover of the old Classics IV song "Spooky" on the flipside), but the song that really did it for me was the pounding dance beat of "Take Me Now" and the cool and catchy chorus of "CCCan't You See", and these songs sound as great as they did back then!
I believe the album versions of these songs may have been released on disc at some point, but to my knowledge, I never saw anything released on CD regarding these dance versions (the only TRUE versions, BTW!, at least in MY opinion!)

The Complete Peanuts

As anyone who’s taken a glance at my “Books”  featured in the sidebar of this blog knows, I’m a BIG fan of the awesome COMPLETE PEANUTS series that Fantagraphics has been putting out pretty regularly since about 2004.

I was a HUGE fan of Charlie Brown and the gang growing up, and was always frustrated whenever parts of an ongoing “story” within the strip were skipped over in the paperback reprints. I spent most of my life trying to get the various different packaged collections trying to get the complete run of the strips, not realizing that they NEVER DID print the “Whole Run” of Peanuts…that is , until the Fantagraphics collections!

The series is broken down into years (1950-1951, 1952-1953,etc, etc…) and each time a new book is released, I am constantly in AWE of just how many strips have never been seen in print since their original appearances in the newspapers! I thought there might be a handful of strips that were “new” to me, turns out there are HUNDREDS!

The latest book to come out is Peanuts 1969-1970, and in this one some of the rare strips reprinted are one like the first appearance of Franklin (whom Charlie Brown met at the beach!) the first appearcne of Snoopy's Pal Woodstock, and a truly unforgettable one in the chapter of Charlie Brown and his obsession with The Little Red-Haired Girl!

At some point, charlie Brown began talking about the Little Red Haired Girl in past-tense, as if she no longer was a part of his life. like this strip from the 1970 paperback “You’re Out of Sight ,Charlie Brown”…
  I initially assumed this was simply because school was out and he’d see her again next semester, but I was to realize later that she’d MOVED at some point in the strip, but no evidence I had shed any light on when that might have been!

So I’m reading through THE COMPLETE PEANUTS 1969-1970, and lo and behold- the actual story arc where the Little Red Haired Girl Moved! So it really DID exist! This was one of the key finds I’ve come across in the Complete Peanuts series- I can’t believe such a significant storyline  was overlooked when it came to reprinting the strips for the paperbacks, but it was thrilling AND insightful to FINALLY get to read them!

For one thing, this really was the closing of a chapter of Charlie Brown’s life, taking the Red Haired Girl from a simple elementary school crush to the nearly mythic-like status she ascended to when she became more like a symbol for every desire Charlie Brown wanted.

 Secondly, I think it’s pretty significant in that it was really the last time Linus had much faith in him. After this incident, Linus accepted that his friend was a wishy washy guy who’d NEVER step up to the plate!
A truly memorable story arc that belongs up there with the Linus and Lucy Move Away. Linus for Class President, and Lucy buries Linus’ Blanket storylines!

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Super-Vixens: Lorelei

And here we feature a heavenly creation of Magneto’s who gives a new meaning to the old adage “All style and no substance”! With the looks of a drop dead gorgeous woman and the mind of a naïve three-year old, entrancing Lorelei is Marvel Comics’ answer to Melody Jones!

   Oh, sure, she had a mutant power, all right- when she sang her sweet love song, all the dudes in Maggy’s secret lair immediately became transfixed and frozen in captivation,  a power that didn’t do much good when one member of the X-Men was a red-blooded American GIRL, and it was Jean Grey indeed who eventually put the kibosh on Magneto and his New Men’s plans!

 Expertly crafted by Roy Thomas and Neal Adams, Lorelei really stands out as one of the prettier mutants in a the X-Men canon (and that’s really saying something!) but unfortunately, Lorelei and her fellow Savage Land Mutates only made two or three more appearances (in the silver age), and sadly, none of them featured Neal Adams on pencils!

 Talk about rare appearances! In fact, most of my life growing up, I only had TWO things with Lorelei in it: X-Men #63 and a battered old issue of FOOM which featured the X-Men, and had some new artwork regarding Magneto’s merry mechanically-engineered mutants!

 And by the way, at the end of X-Men #63, the Mutates appear to be losing their powers and reverting back to their former selves…when Lorelei appeared next in the Avengers, she not only had her powers back- but had gone from blond to redhead! How the heck did THAT happen? I guess when Magneto fills you up with Mutant Powers, even the residue has a bit of kick!

 Oh, and interesting side note about Lorelei’s attack on the Avengers…once again, all the members became entranced when she sang her song-except for the two girls there (Scarlet Witch and the Lady Sif)…and THE VISION! Hahaha, this really screwed him up because even a synthezoid like him knew that if sexy little Lorelei doesn't turn you on, something's wrong! Ahahahaha!

Lorelei
First Appearance: X-Men #63
Created by Roy Thomas and Neal Adams

Monday, February 9, 2009

How To Eat Fried Worms

Another one of my favorite books from my childhood was the supremely entertaining How To Eat Fried Worms by Thomas Rockwell, and illustrated by Emily McCully.

  The story begins with a boy named Tom relating how he got sent to his room the previous night  because he wouldn’t eat his Salmon dinner. When they find out he wouldn’t even try one bite, his friend Billy states that he’d try a bite of anything before he’d get sent up to bed.

“What about worms?” asks another boy, Alan who becomes the protagonist in the story.

“Sure”, says Billy. “Worms are just dirt, anyway”. So one thing leads to another, and before you know it, Alan has bet Billy fifty dollars that he can’t eat one worm a day for fifteen days.

The story is  more or less centered around the new and creative ways to prepare the worms to make them appetizing (hence the title), but the thing that I really loved about the writing was the way each chapter built up little by little, as each day went by and another worm got consumed, you started feeling the desperation building up in Alan as the prospect of having to pay off a silly bet  became more and more a of a possibility!

 When Alan first dares Billy to eat the worms, it is CLEARLY nothing more than an off-the-cuff comment that  he doesn’t expect to get too far: all he’s trying to do initiially is show up Billy for saying worms can be eaten with no big fuss. Then it becomes an issue, and the bet is formally made.

The four boys are divided into two teams- Alan and Joe against worm eater Billy and Tom. Tom is practical about the situation, and is the one who initially begins preparing the worms as fancy meals rather than the disgusting worms they are. "With Ketchup, Mustard or Cream Sauce, Worms can be good!"

After Billy’s eaten the first worm and has shown he’s neither sick nor scared to eat more, it stops becoming a statement of whether Alan thinks Billy CAN eat the worms, but rather how to MAKE HIM STOP, and that’s when things start getting good! He begins trying every underhanded scheme to get Billy to lose the bet.

Psychological Ploy: The first thing Joe and Alan try to do is make subtle hints that they’ve heard worms are poisonous. They create elaborate tales of people dying from eating worms, and even fake a letter from the family doctor stressing the danger of consuming night crawlers, but Tom reassures Billy that they’re fibbing. A call to the doctor by both Billy’s Father AND Mother puts his doubts to rest, and he devours the worms wholeheartedly after that!

Overload Ploy: The conniving duo try to make Billy give up by the sheer size of the current worm they’ve prepared for him. After scraping off the cornmeal, Billy is incensed to find that they’ve glues TWO worms together!

Diversion ploy:  Joe and Alan pretend to make peace with Billy, and take him to see the Mets for an all-day event. Secretly they are planning to make Billy forget about eating a worm that day- they reason that even if he DOES remember, he’s not likely to find one at Shea Stadium! They make sure Tom, Billy’s voice of reason, isn’t invited on the trip just to be on the safe side. But after the long exhausting day, as he's just about ready to fall asleep, Billy remembers! He panics-it’s 15 minutes before midnight! If he doesn’t find and eat a worm  soon, he’ll lose the bet! He runs to Tom’s and they race around with flashlights to find a worm, then run to Alan and Joe’s to wake everyone up so they witness Billy downing the worm!

When all Alan and Joe’s sneaky plots fail, finally, in an explosive end, they resort to Physical Violence!

It’s come down to the brass tacks, and there isn’t any other lie or deception Alan can do to prevent Billy from eating the final worm and winning the bet, so just as Billy is about to down the last worm, Alan tackles him and locks him in a closet, making such a brawl that the parents intervene- Billy is sent to his room before he’s had a chance to finish eating the last worm!

Alan and Joe think they’ve finally found a way to prevent Billy from winning the bet, but Tom has other plans! Using a diversion, he gets his little brother to sneak Billy the final worm by throwing it up into his bedroom window in a basket. Joe and Alan come racing out, but It’s too late, and Billy gulps the worm down raw! Everyone is so excited about the victory, even Billy’s mom has to laugh!

Epilogue:

The ending to this nifty little story is so great: we see the boys a few days later, and they are admiring the motorbike Billy has bought with the money he won from the bet, and all is good. Then Tom asks what kind of sandwich Billy’s eating for lunch, and he finds  it’s…yep! WORMS!

Billy sheepishly admits that he’s developed a fondness for the worms, and is hooked!

Friday, February 6, 2009

Super-Vixens: Elasti-Girl

Attack of the 50 ft Woman!

DC Comics’ Doom Patrol has long been associated with its similarities to Marvel Comics’ X-Men, with both teams consisting of Super-powered outcasts led by a mind-bending man in a wheelchair, and in fact, the very first time I laid eyes on  the Patrol, it was in the pages of Marvel’s NOT BRAND ECCH, where Magneto thinks he sees the silhouettes of the X-Men approaching, and is astounded when they turn out to be the Doom Patrol instead! I remember thinking…who ARE these guys, and why do they look SO MUCH like the X-Men?

 Well, I was to get educated by my friends James and Lar, those brothers with the unlimited cache of awesome silver age comics (and the passion and expertise to go with it!) who let me borrow some of their old DOOM PATROL comics to peruse.

 First thing that struck me was how cool Cliff Steel AKA Robotman was, (and what kid didn’t dig Robotman?) here’s this nearly indestructible guy listening to Guy Lombardo records! Larry Trainor was cool as Negative Man, a dude who looked like a cross between Jimmy Olsen and Human Torch! And then there was Rita Farr, the lovely movie star turned exotic Giantess when exposed to volcanic gasses during a bad photo shoot. Remember my love of Diana Rigg? Well, that’s EXACTLY who she looked like to me!

 Rita was simply a pleasure to look at, especially when they’d get her all dolled up for some dance or event, whether it be a love-in to investigate a mad guru, or the school to play chaperon to Beast-Boy and his date (and by the way, just WHAT was their relationship? Sometimes they acted like Rita was him MOTHER!)

 Funny, there were issues where it was pretty obvious to me that they’d drawn one good head shot of Rita, and stuck photo stats of the head onto several different panels of Elasti-Girl in various predicaments…(Maybe she didn’t look good in the original pencils?) but as an artist myself, know that it’s rare when you can get a face looking just right, and quite frustrating when you’ve gotta duplicate it three or four times every page!

Rita Farr / Elasti-Girl

First appearance: My Greatest Adventure #80

By Arnold Drake, Bruno Premiani

Murray Boltinoff and Bob Haney

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

I Love Season Five Jeannie Best!

A few years back when SONY Pictures had just  gotten around to releasing the first season of I DREAM OF JEANNIE on DVD, I was proclaiming my love for the sitcom’s FIFTH season as my favorite (out of the show’s 5 seasons), because in the last season, Jeannie and Tony were engaged, so Jeannie’s character changed from being his Secret Genie whom no one saw, to Tony’s WIFE whom everyone knew (though still secretly a Genie, a la Bewitched). This meant that Jeannie spent most of the time in “real” clothes, and each episode featured gorgeous Barbara Eden in the Sexiest Sixties outfits and the shortest skirts you ever laid eyes on! It was Heaven!

Well, it’s been quite a wait for me, but HALLELUJAH the day has finally come, and “I DREAM OF JEANNIE –THE FIFTH AND LAST SEASON” has FINALLY been released! I just got my copy from Amazon.com yesterday, and have been watching each episode back to back, in a frenzied marathon, and I must say: IT WAS WELL WORTH THE WAIT!

Oh my Gosh Barbara Eden looks just luscious here- every episode features her in several different outfits, and I’m always on the edge of my seat waiting to see what she’ll be wearing in the next scene! And to see these episodes in DVD quality is really the icing on the cake!

Anyway…Enjoy some of my fanboy captures of Jeannie sans Genie Costume, rocking the Mini-Dresses!




Hahha, I know this may seem like I went overboard, but the fact of the matter is, there were many, many more outfits I loved that I just couldn't capture because there never was any clear shots of them. Curses!

PS- It’s still a shock to see the “Sony Pictures” logo and theme after the ending credits…
I’m SOOOO used to the old “Screen Gems” theme appearing after the song!
It's kinda sad, in a way...Though it was kinda creepy as a kid, I miss that tag!

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Favorite Comics: Green Lantern/Green Arrow #108-109


“The Third Identity of Replikon”

 Among the deserted ruins of the Asteroid Belt, we find dwelling on the remains of an ancient planet an alien creature named Xum. For centuries, the ethereal being has been watching over his two children, still unborn in their giant eggs, until he can find a place where the conditions are suitable for them to hatch.

  Suddenly the creature spies a giant mechanism floating past his planet- it is an asteroid probe, and as he logically deduces it will lead him to civilization, stows away into the craft as it makes its journey onward. Soon the probe is malfunctioning and requires technical attention, and so it is that Green Lantern steps into the picture, flying up into space to retrieve the Asteroid Probe for its manufacturers, Ferris Aircraft.

 NASA is not too happy about the space probe’s uneven performance, but owner Carol Ferris wants to examine the equipment and figure out what malady has befallen the mechanism before she’ll accept the responsibility for the failure. Green Lantern offers to drive the equipment in his rig to a Star City laboratory where they can fully determine the problem, but meanwhile, within the asteroid probe, Xum is undergoing a strange transformation.

   On his journey  to Earth, the Asteroid Probe had passed the Justice League satellite station, and using his alien powers, Xum was able to observe the goings-on inside. At the time, three Justice League-ers were present, Batman, Flash, and Wonder Woman. Using the memories of their appearance, Xum creates an amalgam of all three outfits, resulting in a bizarre yet slightly familiar costume for his tangible form.

 He burst out of the Truck Rig, where Hal has quickly changed into Green Lantern. Although not able to put his finger on it, he acknowledges that the creature seems like a replica of someone or something he’s seen before. Green Lantern tires to subdue him with a power beam, but the creature changes to mist-like proportions, and the beam passes right through him. When Hal tries to throw a punch, the alien grabs him and slams him into a wall! Before Green Lantern can do anything else, the creature heats up and rockets out of sight!

 Meanwhile at Star City, poor Dinah has been the chosen victim of Ollie’s latest Chili concoction! As tears stream down her face she gasps, “Best paint remover I’ve ever eaten!” Suddenly there is a crash below- it seems a gang of young thugs have been threatening Dinah’s florist shop for “protection money” and have come to make good of their threat to destroy the place!

  Dinah and Ollie change into Black Canary and Green Arrow, and take care of the punks, while a new adventurer watches from the sidelines. It is Xum, and he has been studying the duo’s fight moves very intently! Noticing the  observer, Ollie heartily quips,“You’re either a very GOOD guy, or a card-carrying villain!” by way of a greeting.


When asked who he is, the creature, remembering what GL had said about him looking like a replica of someone, replies, “I am R-R-R-Replikon!” Ollie is in the middle of introducing himself and Dinah, when the alien lashes out and floors Green Arrow!

 Green Arrow fires a Kayo arrow at Replikon’s head , only to find that it bounces right off him! Just then , Green Lantern shows up and joins the duo in the fight. Both Green Lantern and Green Arrow lay blows to Replikon, and are returned with the same. Soon Black Canary notices that the creature has been copying every move they’ve made, and maybe if all three of them simultaneously did three different moves, he might not be able to counter them. The three-pronged attack is successful, and soon Replikon is subdued.

 While they hold onto their captive and decide what to do with him, Replikon heats up, and as he did earlier that day, rockets out of their grasp, and into the sky! Green Arrow tries to hold on, but then Replikon turns back into mist, sending the archer hurtling to the ground!  Green Lantern makes a cushy landing for the Arrow, but chides himself for letting Replikon get away.

 Later that night, Hal tries to cheer himself up by visiting his girlfriend Carol at her hotel. His plans for the night are dashed when he finds she’s already spending the evening with a suave gentleman named Andre. They invite Hal to join them, but the adventurer is in no mood to play third wheel, and skulks away.

  As Andre leaves a swooning Carol Ferris at her door, she remarks about how his foreign charm makes her feel like a schoolgirl. But soon Andre is on the roof of the hotel, where he turns into mist,and solidifies…as Replikon!

“Assault on Replikon”

 Under the guise of Andre, the alien known as both Xum and Replikon has been letting Carol Ferris show him around town. Little does the heiress know that he is cataloging the town’s resources for his own plans of World Destruction!  The couple run across Hal Jordan, who is none too happy to see the two together aagain, and walks off. Carol asks Andre if he’d like to go to dinner that night, but he begs off, citing previous plans.

Replikon’s point of return is the Star City Chemical Storage tanks, which Carol had shown him earlier that day. He ruptures one of the tanks, releasing deadly fluorocarbon gas into the atmosphere, which, if uncontained, will destroy the earth’s protective ozone layer. This is Replikon’s diabolical plan: He wants to destroy the Ozone layer to let the radiation in so the world will be suitable to raise his unborn children, still waiting for him on his home planet in the asteroid belt.

   Hal is driving his rig out of town, when he intercepts a distress call from the Star City Chemical Plant. He changes into Green Lantern, and arrives just in time to contain the escaping gas in a cosmic “bottle” before Replikon shows up to battle him again!

 Lantern sends the bottle up into space where the gas can dissipate without permanent damage, and sets his sights on bringing down  the alien! After an ineffective slugfest with Replikon, Green Lantern decides to try another approach- he feigns unconsciousness, and then follows the unsuspecting Alien to his dwelling, where he hopes to formulate some kind of plan. To his utter shock, the alien Replikon turns into his contender for Carol Ferris’ affections, Andre! “Oh No!” thinks Hal, “This is either too GOOD to be true…or too BAD!”

  Unable to deal with the overwhelming truth himself, he goes to Ollie and Dinah for a game plan. Knowing that for the most part, their weapons are useless against him, their only option is to tackle Replikon on their own turf and catch him off-guard. They have to set a trap for him and Hal regretfully  knows the only way to get Replikon where they want- by convincing Carol to cooperate!

   When confronted with the news that her new beau Andre is none other that the alien Replikon, Carol is devastated. To them, he may seem like en evil menace, but to her, he always appeared sweet and gentle. When also admitting she finds him physically attractive, Hal reasons that Replikon used his mind- powers to look into her head and construct an appearance that was her ideal to easily sway her. “Save your breath- I’ll do your dirty work”, says a disgusted Carol. “Just… Don’t touch me!”

  Soon it is nightfall, and as she has reluctatly agreed to, Carol has brought the unsuspecting Andre to an abandoned building at the edge of Town. “Why you bring me to this empty building place?” he asks. “I-I can’t answer that,” replies Carol sadly. As she instructs him to go into the building where the heroes lie in wait, she leaves in tears.

Once inside , Replikon is confronted by the trio of Justice League-ers. With an immediate and continual barrage against him, they give Replikon no time to create a fighting strategy. When they have him against the ropes, Green Lantern springs the trap on him- a huge container made out of lead. Before the confused alien can react, GL has shut the cylinder completely, completely containing Replikon in the airtight makeshift prison.

   By now, Hal has figured out where Replikon has come from, and using his galactic powers, flies Replikon back to his homeworld. Upon arrival of the barren planet, Green Lantern dissolves the container and allows the creature to explain his attack. When GL finds out that Replikon wanted to destroy the earth’s atmosphere so that his two children could live, an incredulous Green Lantern says “You’d destroy BILLIONS of lives so you THREE could exist in comfort? Bad Bargain, Replikon!”

He flies off, leaving an smoldering Replikon to gaze hatefully at his captor.

Upon returning home,  Hal meets up with Carol. It is with a twinge of guilt that she takes the news of Green Lantern’s success in defeating Replikon and sending him back to his home planet. Heartbroken and embarrassed by the ordeal, she lashes out at Hal. “You never fail! You probably can’t understand failure!” When he explains that it was for the greater good, she acknowledges that he’s right but is disgusted by it. “You’re Right…and I despise you for it!” She is fed up with the trails and tribulations that go along with dating a super-hero. “You’re a Hero, Hal…Me, I’m an ordinary woman…I need an ordinary Man! Goodbye!”

Then with a dismissive wave of her arm, she curtly leaves and walks out of Hal’s life, leaving the dejected Green Lantern speechless and alone.
I have to say that this ending was truly heavy to read at the time! Even as a 12 year old kid, we knew this was just destroying poor old Hal, and we loved how that last panel didn't have any dialog at all - the look of pain on GL's face said it all! Years later, this story still holds the impact it had reading it all those years ago.