Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Super-Vixens: Golden Girl


Invaders #28 is one issue that I’ve always been aware of after seeing it my friends’ huge Marvel collection back in the late seventies because it featured the first appearance of Bucky’s fellow sidekick-aged counterparts in an interesting group called the KID COMMANDOS.

  That particular issue’s cover made an impression on me because of two things: One, there was a cute oriental gal in the group, and Two, there was a black kid wearing what I considered to be one of the ugliest costumes out of the Silver Age! I remember thinking, wow, that girl’s got that oriental kimono thing down good, but that dude looks like he just broke out of prison!

  Well, it wasn’t until years later that I actually got down to buying that issue of the Invaders, and reading it I was even more amazed to find that the costumes the kids wore weren’t even made for them- they were “just some old theatre costumes that had been left behind”(!) Funny how they found ones that fit their powers/codenames so nicely- then again, maybe it was just luck that Gwenny Sabuki got to choose her costume before David Mitchell, otherwise, who knows? SHE might have been stuck with that green striped shirt! AHAHAHAHAHA!

 But as we know, she got her hands on the Golden Kimono first, and thus was born the blazing GOLDEN GIRL, possessor of energy light powers and cheerful disposition!

 I was hoping to read lots more stories featuring Gwen and the rest of the commandos, but after their battle against Agent Axis (who turned out to be that tricky Namor) I was disappointed to find they were largely regaled to “supporting cast”, at least in the issues I managed to get ahold of.

 One thing that surprised me reading those issues was how YOUNG Gwen was… all those years staring at the cover of Invader #28, she always seemed to be eighteen or nineteen years old. But reading the stories as penciled by veteran artist Frank Robbins, she looked decidedly underage- more like 11 years old…(well, they WERE called the KID Commandos, after all…not the TEEN Commandos!)

I’ve always thought that Gwen’s GOLDEN GIRL character would have been a great one to revive somehow, though I wasn’t sure just how they would bring “up-to-date” a character that was a teen in World War Two… so I was very interested to find that they HAD brought her back (in a way) in the pages of THUNDERBOLTS, as part of the V-Battalion. Not that I have any inkling what that was all about, except for what Wikipedia tells me-

Gwenny Sue later helped found the post-war organization the V-Battalion. Gwenny eventually changed her superhero name to Golden Woman, before she died in 1961. Her daughter and her granddaughter became the superheroines Golden Sun and Goldfire, respectively, though Golden Sun died when her own daughter was five years old.

Not bad for a sidelined secondary support character, eh?

Gwenny Lou Sabuki

First appearance: Invaders #26

Created by: Roy Thomas and Frank Robbins

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Super-Vixens: Calorie Queen

When DC rebooted the LEGION OF SUPER-HEROES in the mid-nineties, it was a take-off of Frank Miller’s DARK KNIGHT RETURNS, in that it was set in the future of that character’s life. Only difference was, in Dark Knight, Bruce Wayne was now an old man, and in LEGION, the heroes, who’d been mere teenagers in their original comic, were now-gasp- responsible adults living VERY adult lives such as raising families and keeping 9 to 5 jobs!

 One of the more offbeat side stories in this controversial update was an interlude featuring one of the Legion’s more wacky members, Tenzil Kem, better known (back in the day) as “Matter-Eater Lad”. We tuned in on Tenzil as an adult and found he’d been running (very poorly) through a multitude of different jobs, including an archaeological explorer and even a space age lawyer!

  Tenzil has been called to defend Brek Bannin (Polar Boy) in court, and while I don’t have time to go into it, (Trust me, the story was wacky and funny as hell!) one of the things that I found endearing was his banter with his able assistant, a beautiful blonde named Cal. In passages, I found her name to be “Calorie Queen”, and I laughed that they had created an assistant with a name to match “Matter-Eater Lad”.

 Little Did I Know that they HADN’T just created Calorie Queen, and that she was a character created a WAYS back! Imagine my surprise when (shopping in a comic store near Pike’s Market in Seattle) I found an old back issue of Superboy (Featuring the Legion of Super-Heroes, of course) and saw that one of the girls in the menacing super-team on the cover was none other that Tenzil’s trusty assistant, Calorie Queen Herself!!!

 Getting that original issue with Calorie Queen as nature intended should have been a real eye opener into the character, for I now knew she had : 1) a costume, 2)a real name (Taryn Loy), and 3) a home planet (Bismoll, just like Tenzil!!!)…but honesty, it really didn’t do much for me. I simply liked the “later” Cal more! Smart and funny, cool and witty, she was the perfect foil for outlandish Tenzil Kem, and besides, If I have to choose between 70’s disco jumpsuit costumes or pretty dresses I always go with the latter. Because I do love a pretty girl in pretty clothes!

 Props to Jim Shooter and Mike Grell for creating Cal, and BIG KUDOS to Tom and Mary Beirbaum and Keith Giffen for the “Update”!

Taryn Loy
Calorie Queen

First Appearance: Superboy #212
By Jim Shooter and Mike Grell

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Hawaii Five-O Girls: Brenda Scott

Lovely Brenda Scott appeared as a pill-popping young socialite named Donna in “Uptight”, the story that dealt with a supposed Love Guru (played by Ed Flanders in one of his bazillion appearances on Hawaii Five-O) passing out LSD to his “disciples” a la Timothy Leary.
  As you can see, Ms. Scott had a killer body to die for, and we are treated to not one but THREE separate scenes each featuring Donna in a different bikini! Hurray! Plus I just love the Betty Cooper vibe she’s throwin’ off here…
Brenda Scott is another veteran “Guest Star” actress, appearing in shows from the late sixties to the early eighties, from shows like The Mod Squad through Simon & Simon!

Brenda Scott as “Donna”
Hawaii Five-O Episode 14: “Uptight

Saturday, September 5, 2009

Hawaii Five-O Girls: Nancy Kwan

Besides its exotic locations and terrific storylines, one thing that you could always count on when watching that 70’s police drama HAWAII FIVE-O was its tantalizing selection of beautiful and sexy guest actresses each episode!

 Running from 1968 through the seventies til 1980, Hawaii Five-O was a veritable showcase of those actresses that routinely appeared on TV shows  at the time, some well known, other less so, but all of them pretty and sexy, and usually in a bikini (hey, this is Hawaii, right?), and I thought that the LEAST I could do is capture some images of these gorgeous actresses from their appearances to share with you all!

Best to start this thing off with the “Beautiful Guest Actress” who started it all!
Ms. Nancy Kwan, first fell in love with her when I caught her adorable / sexy performance of Suzie Wong in "The World Of Suzie Wong", for goodness sake!
Next time I caught her was as "townie" Chinese gal Linda Low who "Enjoys being a Girl" in "Flower Drum Song", but the best was Nancy as Rosemary Quong, a "hippie" local girl in the pilot episode of Hawaii 5-O! (Yes, it's another Hawaii 5-O alumnus!)

Nancy really had a flair for playing gorgeous local girls, as witnessed in "Robinson Crusoe U.S.N."...Sexy!

Nancy Kwan as
“Rosemary Quong”
in
Hawaii Five-O Pilot: “Cocoon”