Thursday, March 31, 2011

Yet Another Princess Enters The Canon

Well, just finished watching “Tangled”, the latest movie offering from the folks over at Disney, (in fact, their big 50TH RELEASE!), and it looks like they’ve succeeded in creating yet another gorgeously adorable heroine, this time in the form of pure, giddy, (and slightly granola-ish) Princess Rapunzel.
While I was expecting a bit more out of this movie ‘s end than what they gave me, I can’t deny the appeal of their lead character, and already feel like watching it again, just to see her doing her thing: singing, sashaying, painting, dancing…oh, and hitting lots of dudes on the head with Frying Pans. Yes.
 I've always been a sucker for those Disney Girls (Cue Bruce Johnson's song here) and it's great that they've managed to make the transfer from the good ol' traditional animation to computer graphics retaining the same awesome princess-creating powers that they've had since Snow White all those years ago! And every time I watch the latest movie and fall in love with the latest princess, those Bruce Johnson lyrics always go though my head:



"Oh reality, it's not for me
And it makes me laugh
Oh, fantasy world and Disney Girls
I'm coming back"


Wednesday, March 30, 2011

"Black Swan"

Wow, Just finished this one and I have to say that it was pretty damn good!
Natalie Portman's over-the-top transformation from the nervous and regimented dancer into the explosive and destructive Black Swan was amazing to watch, and the those oft-discussed dance scenes just KLLED!

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Elizabeth Taylor 1932-2011

Elizabeth Taylor in one of my favorite movies from her, the 1949 movie Little Women, 
as the adorable Amy March. Farewell, Liz, You'll be missed!

Good Girl Art Covers starring those Fighting Force Girls

It’s that time once again where I take a classic GOOD GIRL ART comic cover and remake it, inserting my own FIGHTING FORCE Gals into the excitement! This time we’ve got my homage of FIGHT COMICS #35, with Wendy getting  a surprise from Barry (Lockjaw) and Sam (Jupiter Jr.), with Karen and Jamie looking on...
Fight Comics #35
Fighting Force featuring Wendy #210, Art by Z
HaHaHa, I really had a BLAST recreating this one! So much detail in the original artwork...

Monday, March 21, 2011

Simon & Garfunkel's "Bridge Over Troubled Water" 40th Anniversary

Got my Deluxe 40th Anniversary Edition release of Simon and Garfunkel’s classic 1970 album BRIDGE OVER TROUBLED WATER the other week, and what a package it is…besides sounding terrific as ever, this CD set comes with double gatefold packaging, a informative booklet and a bonus DVD that includes not only the controversial SONGS OF AMERICA S&G TV Special, but an additional special featuring the makingof the album, with new 2010 interviews with Paul and Art as well as thei others involved with the production. The former was fun to see (a real capsule of the early 70’s, to be sure) but it was the latter that really opened my eyes…such interesting tales and backstories about the songs we’ve come to love!

Here’s a weird quirk I’ve always had with the Bridge Over Troubled Water album. As a lad of about…oh, 13, the first Simon and Garfunkel Album I bought was their awesome 1972 Greatest Hits, and I must have played that collection of hit singles and live performances over and over that summer! Soon I realized that my love for the Folk Rock Duo was more than just  a passing thing, and I began to purchase all of their other albums, some of which (like Parsley Sage Rosemary and Thyme and Sounds Of Silence) have become my favorite albums of all time!

By the time I got around to purchasing what was Simon and Garfunkel’s final album, I had been playing that Greatest Hits so much that when I realized the first three tracks of Bridge Over Troubled Water were Bridge, El Condor Pasa and Cecilia, I decided to skip over them because I’d already been listening to them so much! So for me, the song “Keep The Customer Satisfied” became like the first track on the album, and I'd always listen to it that way after that! Even later, when I made a cassette of the album to listen to on my walkman (and, much, MUCH later, for the car), I kept that song first, and what I’d do was tack Bridge Over Troubled Water, El Condor Pasa and Cecilia at the END of the tape.

 So my Song Order was always like this:

1. Keep the Customer Satisfied
2. So Long, Frank Lloyd Wright
3. The Boxer            
4. Baby Driver       
5. The Only Living Boy in New York
6. Why Don't You Write Me
7. Bye Bye Love
8. Song for the Asking
9. Bridge over Troubled Water           
10. El Condor Pasa (If I Could)
11. Cecilia           

This always seemed the most perfect setlist to me. “Keep The Customer Satisfied” is SUCH an AWESOME opening track, a spirited song talking about the ups and downs of BEING Simon and Garfunkel! Even the opening lines “Gee, But It’s Great to be Back Home!” sounds like they’ve just arrived, a PERFECT intro to the album! 

And since the 1972 Greatest Hits also ended with Cecilia, it always seemed like an “Album Closer” to me, a fun foot-stomping track having the band go out with a bang! I know it’s a wacky configuration, but I’ve been listening to it in this order for over 30 years now!

So it was kind of funny- as soon as I got the 40th Anniversary disc, I threw it in the car and took a long ride to immerse myself in the good Simon and Garfunkel vibes, and was actually surprised when it didn’t start with Keep The Customer Satisfied! As it opened with “Bridge Over Troubled Water, I had to say to myself, “Oh Yeah…the way I listen to is ISN”T the correct way!” AHAHAHAHAHAHA! But I thoroughly enjoyed blasting that wonderful album…everything sounded great, and my GOD, is “The Only Living Boy In New York” just one of the sweetest and greatest S&G songs EVER? *Sigh* Just beautiful!

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

"FreakAngels" Graphic Novel #5 comes in!!!!

As one may have guessed by the entries I write, I'm mostly a fan of the Silver and Bronze age of comics, but every now and then there will be a new book out that will grab my interest, and Warren Ellis and Paul Duffield's FREAKANGELS is such a title! Such an awesome tale with ENGAGING characters, thoughtful dialog and beautifully styled artwork!


Freakangels is an online comic which collects issues into trade book form every so many chapters, and though it's probably easier to order it direct from AVATAR Press. I try to support my local comic dealer and pick my books up at the store. So when Avatar Press announced the release of Book Five, I knew I would have to wait a while before my dealer got it. Not that it's really a problem since I'm able to read every issue online! But it's always nice to have the actual book in your hand, plus I've turned a few freinds onto FREAKANGELS and some haven't quite gotten used to the whole "online" thing and will refuse to read it in any way other than a printed book!

Monday, March 14, 2011

Favorite Comics: Detective Comics #500


"To Kill a Legend!"

Our story opens on a  familiar scene in Batman lore. Young Bruce Wayne is walking home from the movies with his parents, Dr. Thomas and Martha Wayne, when suddenly an armed robber comes out of the shadows. Brandishing a gun at Thomas, he demands Martha’s purse. When he grabs her arm and Thomas makes a move to stop him, the robber turns around and guns him down and his wife begins screaming. Panicking, the robber turns on her and guns her down, too, fleeing the scene of the crime leaving a young Bruce Wayne crumpled to his knees realizing his beloved parents are dead and will never hold him or love him again. He begins wailing…and an adult Bruce Wayne wakes up screaming from the nightmare 20 years later!


 Bruce is surprised that he’s had such a nightmare…he hasn’t thought about his parents’ murder since he put Joe Chill away years ago. Restless after the unsettling ordeal, He  decides to become Batman to unwind, and swings out into the Gotham night, patrolling the city for  its nocturnal predators. He spies a couple of would-be muggers hijacking an old woman, and intervenes. As he chases the thieves down an alley, he is surprised to find himself in Finger Alley, the crime scene where his parents were killed 20 years ago. Suddenly  Robin shows up to help Batman, and then both of them realize Robin is supposed to be at college, in another state! How did he come to be here?

  “You are here…Because you MUST be here,” explains a ghostly voice. They turn, and come face to face with the Phantom Stranger, the mysterious mystical being  who wanders between worlds.

When Batman asks the apparition what’s wrong, the Stranger replies ‘The wrong has yet to be done, and given your help, may NEVER be done! He explains.
  There are worlds beyond worlds. Forty years ago on one such planet, another Bruce Wayne saw his parents murdered, and became Batman, Then twenty years ago, on THIS planet, Bruce watched HIS parents die, and, like his predecessor, became Batman as well. Now on still another planet, the cycle is about to repeat itself. Thomas and Martha Wayne will die unless he intervenes! 

The Batman is confused, wondering why the Phantom Stranger would offer such an unusual choice. The Stranger replies that have for all the good Batman has done, he’s always felt like he  failed the ones he loved most. “This is your second chance, Bruce Wayne, and I offer it as a friend and as a comrade.”

Both Robin and Batman take him up on the offer. The fog swirls in around them, and when the fog clears, they find themselves in a slightly distorted vision- it is Gotham City (or at least, a version of it)  twenty years ago! They have come right upon a gang of boat smugglers, and quickly jump in and subdue the crooks. When the police arrive, who should show up, but a young Lieutenant Gordon! Not familiar with the Dark Knight, he wants them arrested for vigilantism, but the duo speed away!

 They go to the hall of records to pick up the trail of Lew Moxon, the man who will hire Joe Chill to murder the Waynes. While Batman goes through the files, Robin reads up on the happenings of this planet. He is shocked to find that on THIS planet there are no costumed heroes. In this planet, there will not even be a Superman! He reasons that if they intervene, they might well be cheating this world of its only hero, but Batman doesn’t want to hear about it.

Later, under the cover of trees, Batman and Robin watch over the Wayne family. Young Bruce is having a temper tantrum and throwing his toys around, but his parents try to be patient with him. Batman is solemn, watching his beloved parents, but Robin notes, “THIS Bruce Wayne is a spoiled Brat!” He wonders, “If we stop the murder, will Bruce grow up to become the bored playboy Bruce only pretends to be?”
  Later, the Dynamic Duo catch up to Lew Moxon and demand to know where his killer Joe Chill is. They rough up Moxon and warn his that he’ll be in trouble if any harm comes to the Waynes. As they leave however, their threat has the opposite effect, as Moxon decides he’d better hire a killer RIGHT AWAY, since so many seem to suspect his plans!

 With only five days to go before the night of the murder, Batman goes on a hunt to find Joe Chill’s whereabouts himself, sneaking into the Interstate Records at Police Headquarters. Using the Police computers, Batman finds where Joe Chill is residing, and is about to rush out, when he is stopped at gunpoint by Lieutenant Gordon! “Don’t move, please… I assure you, I’m a good shot.”

  Meanwhile Robin has been staying at the Wayne House to keep an eye on the family. He is horrified to see Bruce and his Parents getting ready to go out to see a movie, for he knows they were murdered coming OUT of a movie theater. “Where are you, Batman?”

 Batman is desperate to get out and nab Joe Chill and doesn’t have the time to explain the situation to Gordon, even if he could! “Lieutenant,” Batman begins, “In another time, another place…we’re friends.  If you can feel even a hint of that, please, trust me…let me go!”  Gordon watches the face of the brooding vigilante, and then, without knowing why, lowers the gun and decides to take the chance that the man is telling the truth.
  Batman rushes out, and in a few minutes, is shocked to find the slumped figure of Joe Chill. He’s been murdered, and as Batman realizes they’ve sent someone ELSE to kill the Waynes, he remembers that there have been five leap years in the last 20 years, five days that the calendar doesn’t record! For all intents and purposes, this day IS the night of the 26th, the night his parents are destined to be murdered!

 As Robin anxiously follows the Waynes as the leave the Movie Theater, a hoodlum comes out of the shadows! It is the hold-up man, and the murders of the Waynes is about to take place! Robin is about to step in, when suddenly, Batman comes swooping down on the gunman, diverting the killing shot and yelling ‘NO! Not this Time!” He chases the frightened criminal down the alley, and as he knocks the man unconscious, adds, “This time, I didn’t fail them.”
  At that instant, the mysterious fog rolls in again. It is the Phantom Stranger, come to take Batman and Robin home again. “You are now as much a stranger here as I.” Robin wonders if they will ever know the fate of young Bruce Wayne. “Perhaps.” says the Phantom Stranger. “But for now, all you need to know is that you saved two lives, and altered forever a third.” “Amen to that” says Batman, then the fog dissipates, and they are gone!

Epilogue.

 Thomas and Martha has seen a change in young Bruce Wayne since the night of the robbery. He has become more studious and thoughtful. “Maybe we should get mugged more often,” they joke. But Bruce Wayne will never forget that night when he and his parents were accosted and the giant batlike creature saved their lives.  He realized then that death is something that can, at least temporarily, be avoided. We see the young boy studying Detective work, and doing exercises to build up his muscles.

“There will come a day when Bruce Wayne will make a decision. a direction for his life. And when he does. it will not be a decision born of grief, guilt or vengeance, but one of awe…and gratitude.”
  And as we see young Bruce walking back to the house, the shadow he is casting is none other that the foretelling image of…The Batman!