Thursday, August 14, 2025

More Misheard Lyrics: "I Love The Japanese Lady"


This one wasn't mine but my Mother whose ears somehow scrambled the lyrics to the 1983 Song "Jeopardy" by The Greg Kihn Band and turned it into a confession about a guy's Asian obsession!
Me and my sister were watching MTV and the Jeopardy video came on.  My mother came into the living room and, after watching for a bit, said how funny the video was- "He keeps singing I Love the Japanese Lady, but that woman's not even Asian!" to which me and my sister looked at each other and started cracking up!
"I Love The Japanese LADY? HAHAHA, he's saying "Our Love's in Jeopardy, Baby!" we laughed, to which my Mom shrugged and went back to her cooking. 
 Little did she know she just created a classic that we'd continue to sing OVER the actual song lyrics from then on! Years later Weird Al Yankovic did his own parody of the song with "I Lost on Jeopardy"...
...but for my money, ya can't beat the original parody we heard that day!

Friday, July 25, 2025

Favorite Artists: Petula Clark

The still-fabulous Petula Clark
One of my all-time favorite female vocalists, Petula Clark probably THE female vocallist of the “Swinging Sixties” sound with hits like “Downtown” and “Don’t Sleep in the Subway”, among others!
Growing up, my favorite song from Ms. Clark, or “Pet” as they called her occasionally, was the super-positive, horn blaring single A SIGN OF THE TIMES. I always turned this one up whenever it came on the radio, Petula’s voice always seemed so sincere and happy as she sang the lines “You’ve changed a lot somehow from the one I used to know, ‘cause when you hold me now, it feels like you never wanna let me go!”.
Strangely enough, it wasn’t until I fell in love with ANOTHER one of her singles that I finally decided I’d better pick up an album from her: One day we were all riding down to drop someone off at the Denver Airport, and Pet’s song MY LOVE came on the radio. With its simplistic lyrics, it was one of those songs that everybody knew the words to, and everyone in the car started singing at the tops of their lungs, “MY LOVE IS WARMER THAN THE WARMEST SUNSHINE SOFTER THAN A SIGH MY LOVE IS DEEPER THAN THE DEEPEST OCEAN WIDER THAN THE SKY MY LOVE IS BRIGHTER THAN THE BRIGHTEST STAR THAT SHINES EVERY NIGHT ABOVE, AND THERE IS NOTHING IN THIS WORLD THAN CAN EVER CHANGE MY LOVEEEEEEEEEE!!!!” After the song ended, we all sat around grinning like idiots, that song made us so happy! I said, “Ah, I really must pick up this song the next time I’m a a record store!”
Well, when I finally got down to the record store, I was PLEASANTLY surprised to find that the album “My Love”ALSO featured my old favorite, “A Sign Of The Times”!! I couldn’t believe it! How did I ever miss picking this album up originally?! For a very modest $6.99 I was able to purchase that album and take it home!
Well, for weeks and weeks, that album was my main disc to play almost every track was just pure pop perfection. Arranged and Conducted by Tony Hatch, the sound of Pet’s recordings really had that Phil Spector “Wall of Sound” aura about it, the tunes just blared out with droning horns, banging drums and riffin’ guitars!
Nowadays, young people cannot imagine having to change sides to hear a complete album, but that’s how it was, and sometimes it would happen that you’d get attached to one side more than the other…that’s what happened to me with the My Love album! I had to hear MORE!
This purchase was soon followed by what would become my OTHER favorite album from Pet, “Petula Sings The International Hits” but these were only the beginning of a long and lasting love of all things Petula Clark and I was probably the happiest guy at Tower Records when, years later, they FINALLY got around to re-releasing all of Pet’s albums on CD! 
Thus began my collecting of Petula Clark's immense catalog with GREAT earnest, and it seemed like EVERY new purchase I got from Ms. Clark became YET another hUGE favorite! From her 60's output to her 70's and 80s output an even her early 50's stuff, it was ALL golden and I loved 'em ALL!
My Petula Clark CDs
My Petula Clark Albums, Video
Even into the 2000's with new releases from Petula like "From Now On" and "Lost In You",  there were still songs to captivate me and make those albums a must have as well! 
Yes, seems even today Petula is still going strong!
And there is HAPPY news for all of us Petula Clark fans as Pet has announced her very own AUTOBIOGRAPHY "Is That You, Petula?" out this coming OCTOBER! 
Already put in my order over at Amazon UK! Ooooh, CAN'T WAIT!

Thursday, July 24, 2025

The Days of Disco

Nowadays one would scarcely believe the impact the film Saturday Night Fever (and the whole Disco scene in general) had on the general public, but there was a time where it was simply EVERYWHERE, in particular the "look" of John Travolta's  character Tony Manero and his FAMOUS dancing duds!
Of course the pranksters at MAD Magazine had to have the first crack at it-
But soon even the superheroes in Marvel Comics were on the dance floor shaking their groove things (like the THING in Marvel Two-in One)
Seasame Street had their own fun take on it...
...and even SNOOPY became "the world's Famous Disco Dance" in the strips of PEANUTS!
 TV, Movies, Books, Comcics, if the character had to be "hip" he was down at the discotheque!

Sunday, June 29, 2025

Let’s Get Small: On The Subject of Tiny Heroes

With apologies to Steve Martin, I’ve always thought that among the super-powers our comic heroes had, getting small or being tiny had to be among most useless out there. Powers were supposed to make you strong and give you a fighting advantage against your foes- not turn ordinary household appliances and things into deadly weapons!
I laughed when went to my friends’ house and he had these copies of The Atom and Micronauts (both strangely issue 2 of its run) where, due to their powers, are threatened by such mundane things as a lawnmower and…a kitchen sink filled with water?! 
Holy Rick Moranis were these powers useless!
Even Ant-Man himself was defenseless against a tub filled with water in an early issue of Tales To Astonish- imagine having a power that makes taking a bath a deadly proposition!
LOL, it’s probably not a coincidence that by the next issue, Ant Man had given up his shrinking powers and had transitioned into GIANT-MAN!
PS: I remember when I was in college, meeting this girl who had grown up reading her brother's LEGION of SUPER-HEROES collection. I mentioned in passing how boring SHRINKING VIOLET's shrinking powers were, however she made me laugh when she said, "Remember TRIPLICATE GIRL? Now THAT was a ridiculous power!" LOLOL

Wednesday, June 25, 2025

More Misheard Lyrics: “And I’m Dewey”

In late 1979, a song started airing on the radio that made me immediately think of Donald Duck and his rambunctious nephews, Huey Dewey and Louie, because whenever I heard it, it sounded like the girl was saying:

He was singing
“And I’m Dewey…
And I’m Dewey…
…Delacie!
I’m Dewey DeLacie!”

 I laughingly told my friends “Dunno who this Dewey DeLacie guy is, but in MY mind I'm imagining that she’s singing about Dewey Duck!” We all laughed and from that point on, we’d all sing those words over the song whenever it came on! LOL
The SONG, as it turns out, was the Fleetwood Mac song “Sara”, written and sung by Stevie Nicks from their  1979 album "Tusk" ...
.... and unlike the very silly Disney lyrics I THOUGHT Stevie was singing, I was to later find out that the words were ACTUALLY:

He was singing
 and undoing
and undoing 
the laces
undoing the laces

 These lyrics were referring to her infamous fling with the Eagles Don Henley, her pregnancy and their would be daughter Sara (if Stevie had decided to keep the child).  BOY, to go from Dewey Duck acknowledging himelf to a song about a man serenading a girl while undressing her was quite a 180 degree twist!…and quite a bit darker than I thought!

"Sara" excerpt:

Fleetwood Mac would become one of my favorite groups of all time and the `978 album “Tusk” a classic, but even though I now know the lyrics and song well, there are times when it STILL sounds like she’s singing about Donald Duck’s nephew!

Friday, June 20, 2025

Favorite Artists: Joni James

 
And continuing the lines of the "Things I first Heard About in Charles M Schulz Peanuts" is the name of legendary songstress Joni James, whom it seems was always mentioned in the strips, not only as s favorite singer of Snoopy's:
...but also as a prize for a phone-in contest Linus wanted to win tickets for! (sadly Lucy thwarts his efforts, so no Joni James for him!)
So I've always knew her name, but that was about it. It wasn't until many years later when Kate Bush (another HUGE fave artist of mine) covered the Gershwin classic "The Man I Love" and, falling in love with the mesmerizing vintage vocal stylings of the tune, piqued my interest in delving more into singers and songs of that era. 
But where to start? I had no real idea. Looking up artists of that time who covered George Gershwin (and there were many, many, many!!) for suggestions , I saw the familiar name Joni James and thought- "Ah! THAT'S a name I know- let's go exploring into HER catalog!"
Looking over Joni's HUGE catalog of music, I COULD have started on her Gershwin LP, however, I decided to start in a more chronological order, beginning with her earliest albums "In The Still Of The Night" and "When I Fall In Love".
WELL, to say I liked it is an understatement- I fell head over HEELS with these two albums; as a primer for the singers of the 40's and 50's, I felt it a WONDERFUL introduction- wistful, dreamy vocals and soothing orchestral backdrops- I was in LOVE!  Over and over I played those two albums and  I soon had to invest in MORE of her music, bit by bit, album by album (well, CD)  til I think I own (almost) all of them in some form or another!
My Joni James CD Collection:

Platinum & Gold: The MGM Years
Legendary: Platinum & Gold Hits
Let There Be Love 
Little Girl Blue
When I Fall in Love
In the Still of the Night
Sings Songs by Victor Young and Frank Loesser/
Sings Songs by Jerome Kern and Harry Warren
Merry Christmas from Joni/ Give Us This Day
Among My Souvenirs/ Joni Sings Irish Favorites 
Je T'aime... I Love You/Ti Voglio Bene... I Love You(1961)
Songs of Hank Williams / Country Style 
Joni Swings Sweet/Bossa Nova Style 
100 Strings and Joni
100 Strings & Joni In Hollywood /100 Strings & Joni On Broadway
Joni After Hours/ Like 3 O'Clock in the Morning
I Feel a Song Coming On/Put On A Happy Face (2x)
Something for the Boys/ I'm Your Girl
My Favorite Things/ Joni Sings the Gershwins
Italianissima!/Folk Songs by Joni
 The MOOD Recordings:
The Mood is Blue/The Mood is Romance/ The Mood is Swinging

 Joni James LPs

In the Still of the Night
Little Girl Blue
100 Strings & Joni
100 Strings & Joni in Hollywood
Give Us This Day

According to online stats, Charles M Schulz and Joni James were friends in real life, no wonder her name came up so often in his strips- Snoopy himself even appeared on the COVER of one of Joni's later collections "Jukebox Joni"!
How sweet is that!

Wednesday, May 21, 2025

All-Time Favorite Artists: Joni Mitchell

As a kid growing up in the 1970’s , the first song I remember knowing in any real capacity from legendary singer-songwriter Joni Mitchell was her 1974 single “Help Me”, though I’m sure “Big Yellow Taxi” and “Clouds” must have also been in there somewhere as they were on the airwaves all the time back then!
But I must say that even though I became a huge connoisseur of music from the 60’s and 70’s “Woodstock generation” as I grew up, Joni’s catalog of music stayed mostly unknown to me until much, much later. In fact, it wasn’t until the mid-90’s when I was working at Tower Records, when I had to catch a ride with my store manager to a corporate meeting that I was finally “turned on” to Joni’s music when he played one of her albums on the ride to and back from the place!
The album was Joni’s 1976 release ”Hejira”, and far from the flower-power-ish stylings of Clouds and Big Yellow Taxi, featured these large, moody and expressive landscapes of music, with songs like “Coyote”, “Amelia”, "Black Crow", and the mesmerizing title track “Hejira”…I was floored by how dreamlike these songs were, haunting and sombre, and after those powerful pieces, she wrapped up the album with the wonderfully warm and winsome tracks "Blue Motel Room" and “Refuge of the Roads”... oh WOW, I was HOOKED!
I asked to borrow the cassette we were listening to so could dub a copy of it for my own, but weeks after playing that over and over, had to grab the whole CD for my own! From there it led to me grabbing albums around the same timeframe as Hejira: “For The Roses”, “Court and Spark”, and what would become my all-time favorite album of hers, “The Hissing of Summer Lawns”. Moodily melodic and wordily picturesque, these albums also had the strange charm of reminding me of my childhood even as I was hearing them for the first time!
It was time to explore that seminal 60’s era of Joni’s (well, we could argue that ALL of Joni’s eras are seminal in some way): Song for a Seagull, Clouds, Ladies of the Canyon, and the immaculate “Blue”, I fell in love with her all over again and for a good year listened to those albums on an almost daily basis! 
By the time I got around to exploring Joni’s “Geffen” years, I was taking night-drives with my car down to airport on my weekends off, and those albums strangely suited cruising those solemn deserted stretches of road: Wild Things Run Fast, Dog Eat Dog, Night Ride Home (with the haunting “Two Grey Rooms”, another HUGE favorite) , Chalkmark in a Rainstorm, and it was here I knew that Joni could do no WRONG- seemingly EVERYTHING she released touched my heart in one way or another! I had to have it all!

My Joni Mitchell CD collection:
More CDs, Box Sets and DVDs.
Don Juan's Reckless Daughter, Turbulent Indigo, Taming The Tiger and even 2007’s SHINE (which would sadly be, at least at this point, Joni’s last original album output), ALL of them became “go-to" albums on my drives and walks, and firmly cemented her as one of my all-time favorite artists!

Joni Mitchell Vinyl Albums

After Shine, Joni withdrew from the business and fans clamoring for more had to go hungry. And when she went through her harrowing medical ordeal in 2015, one wondered if we'd lost her for good-  But in 2024, we were gifted a wonderful present- Joni herself came out to perform at the Grammys, doing a powerful and emotional performance of  “Both Sides Now”, and there wasn’t a dry eye there who could deny the huge, everlasting impact she’s made on music and our lives!
Though no new albums are forthcoming, they continue to find and remaster things like lost concerts, demoes and unreleased songs to satisfy the still going-strong Joni Mitchell demand, and I’m always right there ready to grab it!

Scans From The Seminal ART of John Byrne Book

 Thanks to the huge success of the latter 70's X-MEN stories, John Byrne became a HOT commodity in the comics world for awhile there, and at the height of the craze came a book that every fan needed to grab, THE ART OF JOHN BYRNE book released in 1980!
Oh MAN, there wasn't a kid around who didn't want a copy of this- not only for all its awesome art and insight, and all those AWESOME X-Men sketches!!!- but MOSTLY the inclusion of the mature sci-fi "Critical Error" story which featured a gorgeous Byrne Babe in ALL her natural wonder!
Scanning some illustrations for the John Byrne facebook page, I was taken back by how great these drawings still are- some consider 1980 PEAK John Byrne, and as these illos can attest, make a good case!