Friday, October 5, 2007

Super-Vixens: Madame Masque

They say clothes make the person, and if it truly does, that would go a long way in explaining why I thought one-time Tony Stark fiance Whitney Frost was so darn sexy! I mean, as Madame Masque, she kept her identity under a golden mask (to cover up a scarred face) all the time, so you would think there wasn’t much to go on, attractive-wise, but as for the rest of her body, man, could that woman accessorize! Whitney always wore the sexiest and most fashionable outfits, which always made her look cute and fun despite her metallic features, and there was even this memorable scene (for me) where they showed her getting up in the middle of the night wearing a sexy negligee! That golden mask never looked better!
   Unfortunately for Tony and Whitney, it all came to a head in the awesome IRON MAN issues #115-116 where Whitney betrays Tony to save her dying father, the villainous Count Nefaria. It really bummed me out to see her leave the strip, because I think that John Romita Jr.’s pencils in these two issues have her looking the best she’s ever looked in any of her appearances!

I was so intrigued by the mystery of Whitney’s hidden face that for years I tried in vain to dig up her “origin”, but back in the days before the internet, it really was hard to find information about comics, and the more obscure they were, the more impossible! Your only real chance to find backgrounds on older strips were the Marvel Origin Books like "Origins", "Son Of Origins" "The Super Hero Women" and "Bring On The Bad Guys" But these series were pretty selective and only covered (more or less) the basics. So if you didn’t know someone who already knew her origin or had the key issues, you were outta luck. And back then, there wasn’t a whole lotta people interested in Madame Masque.

  Turns out there’s kind of this long and convoluted history to Madame Masque. Although her “first appearance” was in Iron Man #17 as an associate of Midas, she first FIRST appeared (in the “flesh”, i.e.: no golden mask) as Whitney Frost in Tales of Suspense, then was revealed as the Big M, the daughter of Avengers and X-Men baddie Count Nefaria. Then she finally appeared in the Midas back story as Madame Masque before turning up (in disguise) as secretary Krissy Longfellow, and FINALLY revealing herself as the Madame Masque we know and love...
 This was all overwhelming to me, as the first time I laid eyes on her, all she was to me was a gun-totin’ hottie with a killer bod who just happened to have a golden mask for a face. And since those issues had both Tony Stark AND Jasper Sitwell fighting over her, it seemed a lot of people agreed! This, in my opinion, is THE definitive version of Whitney, from her first reappearance in Iron Man #103 to her tearful departure in at the end of Iron Man #116.
When she eventually returned in IRON MAN #139, I have to admit I was pretty disappointed with her depiction; she’d clearly been delegated to a second story villainess, and emotionally she’d gone to that crazy place all Tony’s ex-fiances tend to go (see: Marianne Rodgers), and all her subsequent stories just haven’t “done it” for me, either. Sigh.
Oh, and I grew up pronouncing Whitney's name as Madame mas- KAYE (you know, like risque...)
Took me a while before I realized it was more or less just a variation of the word "Mask"... D'oh!

Madame Masque
First Appearance : Iron Man #17
by Archie Goodwin and George Tuska

Favorite Artists:
George Tuska
John Romita Jr.

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Favorite Movies: Don’t Make Waves!

  One night back in 1978 or 1979, my TV sitcoms of the day had just ended, and the nightly movie began. The show opened with a rocking little tune and this kept me from switching the TV off, but I wasn’t paying too much attention to the show on the screen until the female lead in the movie appeared. She was just GORGEOUS! I was immediately captivated, and focused my whole attention onto what turned out to be a pretty darn entertaining movie!

   The movie was an old  Tony Curtis film that came out in 1967  called DON’T MAKE WAVES, and the beautiful actress that knocked me out was none other than Miss Claudia Cardinale! The movie also featured Sharon Tate, a funny cameo by Jim Backus as himself, and that real groovy theme song was sung by none other than Roger McGuinn and Chris Hillman of the Byrds!! 
   The story was about a young man named Carlo (Tony Curtis) who comes to town looking for work. He crosses paths with the klutzy Laura (Claudia Cardinale) who accidentally sets fire to his car, which has all his possessions in it! She tries to make it up to him by letting him stay with her until he can get back on his feet. Thus he is thrown into her world of Muscle Beach He-men, Sexy Beach Bunnies and a multitude of Wheeling and Dealing job opportunities!

This was back in the days before convenient video rentals, so I had to wait until some TV station decided to air the movie again! Of course, whenever it DID get shown again, you can bet that it was a banner celebration for me, and every time I watched it, I loved it more and more!

  To this day, DON’T MAKE WAVES is still not available in DVD… The only thing I’ve been able to get it is released in VHS tape, so I’m not even able to watch the movie in widescreen! Oh MAN, I’m crossing my fingers for the day this terrific movie gets a decent DVD release treatment!

Sunday, September 23, 2007

Super-Vixens: Medusa

One of my earliest memories of Medusa came through an unusual item of interest pointed out to me by a couple of my friends. These guys were fervent Fantastic Four fans, and it was through them that I learned of the “history” of a lot of Marvel’s greatest icons.

Anyway, Marvel had just released this paperback book reprinting several Fantastic Four strips in B&W, and on the cover they depicted Doctor Doom fighting the Fantastic Four in spectacular fashion, with Doom blasting the Human Torch as the rest of the FF looked on. Passing around the paperback, one of my friends said to the other, “Hey look, they drew Sue over Medusa!” I didn’t understand, until they explained to me that the picture was taken from Fantastic Four issue #146, and at that time a character named Medusa was temporarily filling in for the Invisible Girl. When they used the pic for the Paperback, they’d changed Medusa to Susan so the cover would reflect the “real” line-up featured in said book.

When we got home, they showed me the issue, and that’s my first recollection of the gal with the unmanageable hair. Of course later she would be very well known to me as a member of the Frightful Four, the Inhumans (and bride of Black Bolt), and I really dug her guest appearance in Amazing Spider Man #62, but she didn’t hit the “babe” mark til I managed to collect the Roy Thomas / Neal Adams stories in AMAZING ADVENTURES…
Neal’s artistic take the Inhumans was probably one of the most original, as he REALLY depicted them as “real” people, additionally, this was the first time I saw Black Bolt, Gorgon and Karnak in civilian clothes! In this storyline, the Inhumans are in the real world, and to go unnoticed, “borrow” clothes from the Muscle Beach locker rooms. When It came time to illustrating Medusa, he drew her as the sexiest swingin’ chick this side of Barbara Eden!

Medusa
First Appearance: Fantastic Four #36 by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby

Favorite Artists:
Jack Kirby
John Buscema
Neal Adams

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Super-Vixens: Black Canary

My first exposure to Black Canary was during the Alex Savuik / Mike Grell art run of Green Lantern / Green Arrow, and one of my first memories of seeing Dinah Lance out of costume was of her trying to down some of Ollie’s hot chili recipes- tears are streaming down her cheeks as she gasps something like “Best paint-remover I ever tasted!” Ahahahhha! I remember thinking, “Wow, Her hair’s BLACK! Nice!”

Another memory I have of Black Canary being particularly alluring was in some old issue of I think the BRAVE AND THE BOLD that my friend had because he liked BATMAN. In this issue, Bats and Dinah teamed up to fight the Penguin, at some point, Black Canary gets captured, the baddies strip her down to her bra and panties(!) and tie her up to a chair. I remember later telling my friend that I had to pick up that issue, and he laughed and said, “Ahhh, you only want it ‘cause Black Canary’s in her underwear!”

Well….it was true, but in the end, the issue had already sold out and I never got a copy for myself, otherwise it’s probably a good bet that a scan from that comic woulda been posted here!

Black Canary
First Appearance Flash Comics #86 by Robert Kanigher and Carmine Infantino.

Favorite Artists: Neal Adams, Mike Grell, Alex Savuik

Saturday, September 1, 2007

The (Old) New Mickey Mouse Club

The "New" Mickey Mouse Club, 1977
Although it is hard to imagine in this day of DVDs and Video rentals, back when I was growing up, the only way you could re-watch any of your favorite Walt Disney cartoons was to wait for the studio to re-release them in the theaters! And all you could do in the meantime was listen to the soundtrack album and read along with Tinkerbell (when she rings her little bell…like this!)

  Then one day my brother discovered a Disney TV show that would occasionally run segments of classic Walt Disney cartoons like The Aristocats and 101 Dalmations on its program -the show he had discovered was The New Mickey Mouse Club, and from that point on, we watched it every day in hopes of catching a clip of some favorite cartoon. I remember really wanting them to run the Sorcerer’s Apprentice segment from Fantasia and ANY clip from “The Jungle Book”, which was my favorite Disney movie back then (and probably still is…).

  After a few months of watching the show, Waiting for clips of the Disney movies didn't seem quite so important to us, as we inevitably started liking the show itself and its cast. The songs were great, and the skits the “new” Mouseketeers acted out were hilarious! I remember we would cassette tape several of the skits, then me and my brothers and sister would memorize them and re-enact the show for my mother and visiting aunts, as well as sing out the songs!

  Then there were the Mouseketeers themselves. Unlike the original kids back in the fifties, this was a mix featuring a whole bunch of different ethnicities and ages. It really made it easy for anyone to have a different favorite member! For me, it was all about a pretty girl named Lisa Whelchel (who of course would go on later to star as Blair Warner in The Facts Of Life)...

  Lisa was, to me, the “cool” chick. She was really pretty, but decidedly tom-boyish. She was a practicing ventriloquist, and the show developed a segment called “Sleuth” around her and her ventriloquist doll SLEUTH, a detective dog. This quickly became my fave segment to watch, because it was all about the Whelchel!
  Each episode chose a different “theme” for it, whether it be “Discovery Day”, “Surprise Day”, “Who What Why Where When and How Day” and “Showtime”. These episodes were introduced by poppy theme songs, and before you knew it, we loved those songs, too! In fact, I don’t remember an awful lot about  “Surprise Day”, but I DO remember me and my brother taping the theme song because it was so good! ( I also have a vague memory of someone falling off a giant Ice Cream sundae, but that's just me.)
   After a few months had gone by, we discovered that there had been a RECORD ALBUM released for the NEW MICKEY MOUSE CLUB, complete with almost all the songs we had grown to know and love! I remember going down to Harry’s Music Store one day with my allowance money and purchasing the album for a whopping $3.00!


  Here’s a funny thing. Funny as in Ironic, that is. I had gone down and bought the album on a Friday afternoon, right after the Mickey Mouse Club show ended (about 4:00). We immediately opened it up and began listening to the record. A nice bonus was that the album came with the lyrics to the songs on the sleeve (and a REALLY NICE poster / souvenir book), and for the first time, we could figure out exactly what all the words were! We listened to that album all weekend, re-learned the songs in earnest, and couldn’t wait to watch the show again on Monday. But then, the ironic part: LAST  FRIDAY’S EPISODE WAS THE LAST EPISODE- THE NEW MICKEY MOUSE CLUB HAD BEEN CANCELED!!! We couldn’t believe it! Here we’d finally gotten around to buying the album to accompany watching the show, and now it was all that we had left of it!

  For a long time, we kept waiting for the show to come back on, as kids aren’t quite understanding about cancellation. But it never did, and before you knew it, Lisa and Julie had both gone on to Facts Of Life, and much much later, a brand new “New” Mouseketeers show came out featuring all the you-know-whos of this young generation.

  One sad thing I’ve noticed is that the original 50’s Mickey Mouse Club is (rightly) revered as the iconical pop culture show it was ( Oh, Annette!) and the recent Mickey Mouse club is famous for producing the Britneys, Timberlakes and Aguileras, but the 1978 show is just plain ignored. Adding insult to injury is the fact that Disney had been releasing Box Set episodes of both the Fifties show and the Nineties show, but not a single DVD has been released for the “middle” gang (yet), and one can only pray they’ll get around to releasing the album again on CD.

Someone on some other page states that the reason they haven’t released any of the episodes is because “they just aren’t good, as far as I can see”. Well, maybe they weren't stellar earth shattering shows, but if you grew up with them, they might have held a special place in your heart!

Monday, August 27, 2007

Everything's Archie!

I’ve always been really into Archie Comics, specifically those  digests that used to sell for about 75¢ back in the seventies. At the time I just liked the stories. They were funny, witty, and at times pretty humanitarian in their storytelling.

  As a kid, I would buy the books sporadically, mostly whenever I had extra change to purchase one…still, over time we accumulated a lot of ‘em, and me and my brothers and sister would regularly flip through the books whenever we needed something to read while snacking or relaxing. The Archie books became part of my childhood.

 As I got older, I realized how valuable these books were to me, and I tried to see how many back issues I could find at flea markets, used bookstores and rummage sales. I did manage to acquire quite a few especially at used bookstores like Rainbow’s Books.

It was only after this point of my mass consumption of Archie that I started to be able to tell which stories came out in the 40’s, which came out in the 50’s and the 60’s and 70’s.

  It was the stories from the Sixties and Seventies that really caught my eye, and as I got older, I finally began to appreciate the talent involved with the strip. Some of the art was just FANTASTIC, and you can see where current artists like Los Bros Hernandez got their influences from!

Harry Lucey

I started noticing that the art that featured Archie and the gang in the sixties had a real specific style to them. I could TELL that it was ONE artist drawing all of them. This was the artist that first drew the Archies as a band, and even the characters had real “sixties” style about them-Reggie even had sideburns! That artist turned out to be Harry Lucey, and MAN this guy could draw chicks…no one has ever drawn Betty cuter! The wild gestures he creates for the scenes are so dynamic and fun-In fact, Lucey is probably my favorite Archie artist of them all!
Among other things created during Harry's reign, most significant are the first appearances of both Sabrina the Teenage Witch and Chuck Clayton! Sabrina looked VERY Kim Novak back then!

Samm Schwartz

I also started noticing that a lot of my favorite stories that featured Jughead were all drawn in this retro reedy-thin style, and the guys all had high-water pants that showed their socks. I found out that these Jughead stories were drawn by artist Samm Schwartz, another great illustrator. He also had a flair for drawing gals, and his version of Midge Collins is the best as far as I’m concerned. Along with writer Frank Doyle, they created some of the FUNNIEST stories!

Al Hartley

Once in a while there would be certain Archie stories that dealt with peace, caring and loving your neighbor. I’d always notice that the artist’s style-He really had a flair for drawing Betty with real flaxen fluffy hair. Well, I found out that the artist/writer was a guy named Al Hartley, who was a strong Christian, and he’d slyly work gentle Archie stories into the strip. He even got permission to produce a few Christian-based Archie comics under the Spire Label.

 Dan DeCarlo

And then there’s Dan DeCarlo.The Mighty Dan DeCarlo!
 What can I say about him that hasn’t been said already. He’s the guy credited with redesigning the Archie Characters into the contemporary versions of we know and love today. He also created Josie, and later Josie and the Pussycats. Yes, the guy created Melody! And...Oh, how this guy could draw GIRLS!
I especially love his artwork in the mid-seventies, where Betty and Veronica were dressing like extras in Three’s Company. I call these the “Red Ribbon in Ronnie’s Hair” phase. Whenever Veronica would get exasperated, he would draw these lines on her cheeks to indicate flushing with rage, and I think it’s just hilarious!
Dan was also resposible for creating one of my favorite one-shot characters, a gorgeous uber-vixen named Virginia Cleary for the story "State Of Mind"! Yow! Yes, Virginia, slutty girls DID exist in Riverdale! Hahahahahahaha!

 The artwork all of these artists do is just terrific, and you can easily follow the story without even reading the word bubbles a lot of the time. I especially love when the artist goes out of his way to draw relaxed poses or shocked or angry reactions...they’re too funny!

It was this appreciation of the art involved that made me decide to expand my collection to try and get some of the original Archie comics. I wanted the ones that featured some of the stories I loved! Unfortunately (and obviously), most of these came out when I was like one to four years old, so it’s slow in collecting, but each time I SCORE and find an issue with a beloved story from my childhood, it’s like striking gold!

The search continues.....

Sunday, August 12, 2007

Super-Vixens: Marvel Girl

Okay, at first glance, Jean Grey’s outfit seems to be nothing more than a green dress with yellow gloves and boots.Then looking closer, you realize…Yep, It’s a dress, alright!
So why do I love this costume so much?!

I don’t know, but I WILL say that in the era where Sue Storm was wearing the same outfit as Reed Richards and Wanda Frank & Janet Van Dyne were wearing their respective one-piece bodysuits, Jean’s dress outfit was positively original and sexy!

I know that a lot of people had an aversion to the new costumes of the Original X-Men, especially John Byrne ,who seemed to be obsessed with the original outfits (Kitty Pryde and later Jean in the Hidden Years reflect this) and Neal Adams, who quickly changed the Angel’s Yellow ‘n’ Suspenders look to a more sleek style, but, hey, one of the first classic comics I read was Avengers #53, and John Buscema’s depiction of the X-Men will always be THE defining look of the group for me.

One of the first 12¢ comic back issues I bought was Issue #39, which, of course, featured the X-Men for the first time in their “new” outfits, as illustrated by Don Heck, but it wasn’t til my friend James got this hardcover X-Men book published by Grandreams which reprinted the Neal Adams Sentinels stories that I really fell in love with Jean’s Marvel Girl outfit. He really made her look terrific in that dress!

For some reason, the original Marvel Girl outfit is one of the things that IMHO Byrne didn’t seem to care much for, and as I’d mentioned before, he couldn’t wait to find a reason to get her out of the green dress and back into the yellow and black suit in his HIDDEN YEARS strip. But that’s okay, because Jean gave the costume to Candy Southern to wear, and my didn’t she look nice in it!

Jean Grey:
First Appearance: X-Men #1 by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby
First Appearance in new Marvel Girl Costume:
X-Men #39 by Roy Thomas and Don Heck

Favorite Artists:
Werner Roth (X-Men 48,49)
John Buscema (Avengers #53)
Neal Adams (X-Men #56-65)

Saturday, August 11, 2007

Super-Vixens: Phoenix

The Mighty Dave Cockrum strikes again with this totally awesome outfit, one of my favorite designs, and I don’t care that he designed practically the same identical suit for Ms. Marvel… In fact, that costume is gonna show up any time now on this list!

Man, I just love this outfit, and it only got better when Byrne took over! Funny thing, one big difference in the way the two artists depicted the costume for me was that in Cockrum’s drawings, the green part of her costume always seemed like cotton material, for some reason, with leather boots and gloves, whereas Byrne’s illustrations always looked completely slick, like some kind of cosmic latex!

And another thing I mentioned before, John Byrne just loved drawing girls in pretty clothes, and Jean was no exception- in fact, he really draped Ms. Grey in some wonderful outfits over the years, but my favorite has to be the green off-shoulder dress she’s wearing in Uncanny X-Men #114. Just so damn pretty!


Oh, and I am adamant in my belief that the ORIGINAL storyline where Jean Grey turns into Phoenix in Uncanny X-Men #101, turns to Dark Phoenix in issue #135, dies in issue #137, and is buried in issue #138 as the ONE TRUE and CORRECT story.
Call me stubborn (yes) and hard headed (yep, yep), but as far as I’m concerned, the Jean Grey that we knew and loved has passed away, and I refuse to subscribe to any of those revisionist storylines that sprout up regularly like evil baobabs seeking to invade and destroy my planet! Argggh…

Jean went out in a thoughtful, unselfish and poignant way, and that’s how I want to remember her.

Jean Grey:
First Appearance: Uncanny X-Men #1 by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby
First Appearance in Phoenix Costume:
Uncanny X-Men #101 by Chris Claremont and Dave Cockrum

Favorite Artists:
Dave Cockrum and John Byrne

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Super-Vixens: Marianne Rodgers

I once read this joke book full of rude but hilarious sayings, and one line that I distinctly remember said, “Cute, but psycho…things balance out!” And if there was any Marvel character that deserved this title, it’s the scrumptious but flaky Marianne Rodgers, fledging precognitive and one time fiance to Tony Stark.

Marianne was introduced in Iron Man #40, a gorgeous looking girl who harbored a secret power- the ability to see into the future! This was all good and Marianne & Tony found themselves about to tie the knot… until Marianne saw a premonition that she’d be responsible for Tony Stark’s death. She absolutely has her panties in a bunch worrying about this, and proceeds to become an emotional wreck because of it.

Enter The Super-Adaptoid. Iron Man has a fierce battle with the old Avengers foe, battling him to the extent of his energies. Tony does manage to defeat the Super-Adaptoid, but barely has enough reserve energy to crawl home. It is a life-or-death situation, because if he doesn’t recharge his suit, in time, his heart will fail as well.

Suddenly Marianne shows up, and he asks her to help him recharge his armor… She doesn’t want to be responsible for his death, so she does what comes naturally, mainly getting her ass out of there as fast as she can, leaving Tony dying on the ground.

I’m sure every reader was like me, going “WTF?!”, but Tony was able to recharge himself in time, and rewarded the readers by dumping Marianne’s butt out the door.

In later issues, poor Marianne’s situation only got worse, and she was sadly later committed! Too bad, she sure was a purty little filly!

Marianne Rodgers
First Appearance: Iron Man #40 by George Tuska

Saturday, July 7, 2007

Super-Vixens: Black Widow

The first time I ever laid eyes on Ms. Natasha Romanoff, the Black Widow, was in the first issue of DAREDEVIL that I ever bought, Issue #161, against Bullseye. All I could make out at the time was that this girl was somehow linked with DD, perhaps even romantically, but she never stood out for me in any way.

Later I was to collect the back issues of Daredevil, and I was to find out she was a major character, in the pages of Daredevil (at one point the comic was even called Daredevil and Black Widow) and other group mags. One thing though, was that she never struck me as a “looker” in those Gil Kane / Gene Colan / Frank Miller issues, although I DO recall thinking she looked nice in some Colan or Miller issue where she’s wearing this pretty green dress in this one splash page …(I strangely recall that at the time she was wiping blood off her mouth!)..but that was about it.

Anyway, it wasn’t until I read the AMAZING ADVENTURES series that I saw her in a different light. I was so used to seeing her as Matt’s partner in DAREDEVIL or nagging Hercules in The CHAMPIONS and AVENGERS, that it was quite a surprise to finally see her as the sleek siren she was supposed to be!

And although all of John Romita’s gals tend to resemble Mary Jane Watson*, when I finally got around to purchasing a copy of legendary Amazing Spider-Man issue #86, that is where I found THE artist for depicting the Black Widow. John Romita’s take of Natasha just had the look that really (to me) defined what she was all about, tough, mysterious, and alluring.

•There was even this Not Brand Ecch gag where they colored the hair of Romita’s girls all different colors; red, blonde, green, blue, etc, and said: Fun Page: which is Mary Jane Watson and which Is Gwen Stacy?! Hahaha…!

Black Widow

First Appearance: Tales Of Suspense #57
First Appearance (New costume) : Amazing Spider-Man #60 by Stan Lee and John Romita

Favorite Artists:
John Romita (Amazing Spider-Man #86 )
John Buscema ( Amazing Adventures #1-8)

Friday, June 29, 2007

Signs You're In a John Byrne Comic!




Over every Icy Ridge lies a 
Huge, Futuristic Technological Wonder!

Alpha Flight #3
X-Men #116
Fantastic Four #224

About “Signs That You’re In a John Byrne Comic”:

Like many of you out there, I am a HUGE fan of John Byrne, and have voraciously read just about every title he’s done over the years, from Marvel to DC, Dark Horse, and Beyond!

And as any fan of Byrne can tell you, there are many things that are BOUND to happen in a any given tale of his, and the “Signs That You’re In a John Byrne Comic” entries are just fun captures of similar links between his wonderful stories that give you a sense of Deja Vu!

Thursday, June 21, 2007

Super-Vixens: Phantom Girl

Up next is cute-as-a-button Tinya Wazzo, the Bgztlian native better known to the DC Universe as the Legion of Super-Heroes very own PHANTOM GIRL!

With the ability to phase through solid objects, Tinya was inducted into the Legion’s fold early on, but it wasn’t until years later when Dave Cockrum updated her character with that swinging’ futuristic bell-bottom jumpsuit that she became the spunky pony-tailed girl that we came to know and love!

While girls like Saturn Girl, Shrinking Violet and Dream Girl were heating up the Legion Outposts, Tinya always came across as the warm and bubbly “best friend” to everyone, she was the “sweet” girl! In fact, I always used to read the old 25¢ Superboy comics thinking that she looked an awful lot like Dawn Wells a.k.a. Many Ann Summers of Gilligan’s Island!

Most of these scans come courtesy of my beloved beat-up copy of Superboy starring the Legion Of Super-Heroes #203, an issue which Mike Grell seemed particularly inspired with his depictions of Tinya. She looked so adorable in every panel! The illustration of Tinya on the cover is a fave, too, drawn by the master himself, NICK CARDY. ..Can this man EVER draw a bad picture of a girl?

Phantom Girl:

First Appearance: Action Comics #276 by Jerry Seigel and Jim Mooney

Favorite Artists: Dave Cockrum and Mike Grell ( the Legion Immortals! )

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

My Favorite Stephen King Books

1.The Stand (Original 1975 version, NOT recut edition)

The first novel I ever read from Stephen King, and what a story it was. Possible the greatest book the man has ever written, IMHO. This is the story about a virus that kills almost everyone in the world, and the ones who survive are either drawn to a kindly black woman on a farm in Nebraska, or a tyrannical dark man named Flagg in Las Vegas.

   The book is broken into three parts:
CAPTAIN TRIPS
    The telling of the systematic way the deadly virus travels from person to person across the United States, as well as introducing the main characters, all of whom are somehow immune to the plague. They begin to have dreams of a kindly old Black Woman and a sinister Dark Man.
ON THE BORDER
   After “life as they know it” has ended, the survivors begin migrating. The people who are inherently good gravitate towards the black woman, and the ones inherently evil go to The Dark Man. VERY interesting chapters as the main characters start meeting along the way and becoming bigger groups.
THE STAND
   The two camps go to war. Or rather, Randall Flagg goes to war. He plans to send a nuclear missile over to the good guys’ camp, and drastic measures must be made to prevent this! Several key members are selected to go undercvover into Flagg’s camp, and some may not make it back!

  The first time I read The Stand, I was blown away not only by the story itself, but more impressive was the people IN the book. I’d never read a story with such fully developed, wonderful characters before, and I found that when the book came to a close, I really missed them!

The 1975 Version and the Version Available Now

Stephen King says that when he originally wrote The Stand, he didn’t have the clout he had later, so his editors cut a lot of stuff out of his original book. Now that he HAD the clout, he wanted to present the book as it was originally intended. I gotta tell you, when I first heard about this, I was EXTATIC. As it was my favorite book,I couldn’t wait to see what I’d been missing. But then when I got the book, the introduction told me that:
1)    Some of the stuff that was originally edited out WAS (in King’s opinion) crappy, so he didn’t bother restoring it
2)    2) The stuff left out would be replaced by BRAND NEW STUFF HE WROTE FOR THE BOOK!!!

WTF!! They tagged the book “For The First Time Complete and Uncut”, but in opinion, it is like Paul McCartney went back to the Sgt. Peppers album and wrote some new songs and stuck them in between the other tracks!

The thing that sucks is that I don’t like a lot of the new stuff , but some of the original manuscript that has been put back in is terrific., particularly the scenes with Nick and Tom…so whenever I read the original 1975 version, there are scenes I wish were there. But I can’t ever treat the recut version as  the “real Thing”. Too many good things have been screwed with, and even little things have been tweaked, like the chapter ending “Why else was he suddenly able to do magic?” has been excised, and it was a fave line of mine. And, oh man, that epilogue in the recut version has to go. I never liked stories where they spend the whole movie trying to kill the monster, and when they finally succeed, at the very end, the monster pops up again, The End. It’s like the whole movie was for nothing .
And that’s just what happens in the recut version of The Stand.

The sad thing is of course, When a friend of mine wanted to read the Stand, I told him best to get the original version. It was then I found out Stephen King had done a George Lucas, and made the original one out of print. YOU COULD ONLY GET THE NEW VERSION!  Eventually he was able to obtain a decent copy from a used book store, but even now they are getting harder and harder to find.

If possible, please read the Original 1975 version (the one with the cover I scanned is a good one!)


02. The Dead Zone
 The Story of a boy who awakens from a coma with psychic powers. This is decades before Brian Johnson from Breakfast Club was playing him on TV. A story about regret and loss. So many good segments in this one, but the story can be broken down into five parts: One is when he’s a teacher before the accident. Two is when he has his long and painful recovery. Three is when he becomes a famous serial-killer hunter. Four is when he becomes a tutor for kids. And Five is the grand Finale when he must stop a man from becoming the president of the United States because he has seen that this man will cause World War III.
And yes, the Christopher Walken Movie version rocks!

03. Different Seasons
 I tried not to list compilation books, but this is far too good to ignore, and besides, these were NOVELLAS. Not only does it feature Apt Pupil and the story that inspired “Stand By Me”, it also had the original “Shawshank Redemption” story (Rita Hayworth and the Shawshank Redemption) and possible my favorite short story of all time from Stephen King, THE BREATHING METHOD.

It’s split into four parts, one representing each Season.

Part One is “Hope Springs Eternal”, The Rita Hayworth and Shawshank Redeption story.
 This is the story of inmates in a sadistic Prison, a man who can “get” things for you, a man unjustly accused of murder, but more than anything else, it’s about how having HOPE can motive you. A terrific story. The Tim Robbins film was pretty good too!

Part Two is “Summer Of Corruption”, “Apt Pupil” This was also made into a movie with Ian McKellen. This is the story of a boy who finds out a Nazi war criminal is living incognito in his town, and blackmails him into revealing all the dark memories he has, eventually corrupting both the Nazi and the boy.

Part Three is “Fall From Innocence”, the famous Stephen King story that inspired Rob Reiner’s Stand By Me, THE BODY. Four boys growing up make a trip to see a dead body, and encounter things that will change their lives.

Part Four is simple “A Winter’s Tale”, featuring the story The Breathing Method.

  Man, The Breathing Method, what can I say. It is just fantastic.  First there’s the setting. It’s set in this old English gentlemen’s club, and King takes the time to describe it quite vividly and spookily. The members of the club tell stories, from far flung to fantastic. I can’t explain it, but King describes this so well, each tale seems so eerie. And that brings us to the second good point: the tale that the story is centered around is ALSO fantastic. A great tale within a tale, a tale about a single pregnant woman practicing to give birth to her child using the at-the-time unknown Lamaze method.
 I’m glad to say that The Breathing Method is the sole story in Different Seasons that hasn’t been made into a movie (yet), and for this we are truly grateful. I just don’t see how they could capture the wonder and eeriness of the story.
   King followed this story up with another good short story called “The Man Who Would Not Shake Hands” which dealt with the same club and characters.

04. Eyes Of The Dragon
Ahh, so what that this is supposed to be a kid’s book! The story is great! I particularly love the style of the narration here, King is talking like the book narrators of old!
Story about goodness in people, wickedness in people, and FRIENDSHIP and HONOR. And some of that stuff he wrote explaining Magic…too good! I particularly loved the way he explained invisibility. You couldn’t make yourself disappear, but you could become DIM, where no one would notice you even if you were standing right there.
Ooh..and the organic magic lock, the kleffa carrot that would scream when someone tried to open your box…Good Fun!